Phone your girlfriend (boyfriend) when taking your temperature.

Do you phone your girlfriend (boyfriend) when you take your rectal temperature ?

Do you tell her (him) you have a thermometer up your ass ?

Not exactly, but it would be nice. Now, if some female were to reach out to me, then problem solved.

I have had female friends take a rectal temp for me while on the phone, then read me the temperature. More fun in person though.

No but it would be fun

I have done it during phone sex or as a way to tease her sexually but never just randomly had a talk while taking a rectal temperature.

Nope never did this. But did have phone sex

Not exactly, but i have taken an enema and talked my way through it with my now partner once, giving her step by step guide as how to give/take an enema.

On three separate occasions my wife has spoken to someone with a rectal thermometer in her behind. Once to her mom, once to the doctors office and once to her friend. All three times were a coincidence as the calls came in when I was taking her temperature when she was sick.

Phone exams (non-video) can be the next best thing to real-time play when done right! A wonderful/effective option for patients afar and you maintain your anonymity.

Yep..had a girlfriend tell me as she put a thermometer in her hiney. Stayed on the phone until it registered. Did that twice!!!

I think this is a wonderful idea. Bring us all closer together.

Does not have to be your boyfriend or girlfriend. Just a friend. Someone you know and just want to talk to and share a very intimate time with that person.

I think we all have forgotten how to talk to people. How to communicate. To speak words and share life's journey, good or bad. Listening is a very valuable tool to have and to be able to do.

I phone my friend when i’m taking my rectal temperature .

I did it several time..I don’t tell him that a thermometer is up to my ass .

It was fantastic !

@nouvy said

I phone my friend when i’m taking my rectal temperature .

I did it several time..I don’t tell him that a thermometer is up to my ass .

It was fantastic !

If the other person doesn't know you are taking your rectal temperature, or if you do not have consequences for letting the other person know you are taking your rectal temperature, what's the point of doing it and not telling them?

Along similar lines, usually on a weekend, either my parents or my husband's parents or our friends will call while we are having sex. Occasionally, my husband will answer the phone and hand it to me while he is pounding my pussy. I will do the same thing to him. The halting voices and grunting sounds our parents or in-laws could hear adds to the fun of fucking each other while on the phone. I'm sure they know what is happening half the time but we all refuse to acknowledge what is happening as we speak on the phone.

No. If there is temp taking happening then I want us to be together doing it to one another.

Along similar lines, usually on a weekend, either my parents or my husband's parents or our friends will call while we are having sex. Occasionally, my husband will answer the phone and hand it to me while he is pounding my pussy.

That is just wrong on so many levels!

Wouldn't it be preferable just for you and your partner to take rectal temps. together in person ? Maybe I'm different, but being on the phone during a rectal temp., or while having sex, doesn't even sound appealing. The thrill would be kind of lost. " We are not able to come to the phone. Please leave a message when your rectal temp. has been completed." Yeah....sounds exciting !