Seasonally appropriate enema tunes!

I know I'm a couple of days behind, but over the holiday season I happened to hear A Christmas Carol that I've never heard before. "Everybody's waiting on the man with the bag".

And boy did that just set my imagination soaring. A Santa who brings a bag for people who have been naughty or nice, but in a whole new way ??

Has anyone else heard other holiday songs with suggestive lyrics like this?

Deck the walls with boughs of FOLLY!

''Tis the season to beat Cholly

I always made up my own version, around the holidays

On the weather outside is frightful the bag, do delightful, since we've no place to go let it flow let it flow let it flow

Good music is good music, It was good music when the first track was laid down, and it will be good music in 1000 years! It's is appropriate any and every day or night of the year.

Life is too short for bad music!

Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow..... ??

My nuts warming by an open fire...

Your slit dripping down your leg...

Soon we'll connect and the fun will begin...

Sending sperm searching for your egg.