I hit the deck early this morning. Lots to do today! Kids are coming over after while and they will be here all day, tonight and tomorrow. It's a great time of the year!I walked into the bathroom about 06:00 and there was a note on top of the toilet lid. With that note was a pair of purple satin open toe sling back high heels. Here is what the note said!Don't use the toilet, come to the kitchen and bring the shoes. Hmmmmmm?! Okay by me!My husband, unbeknownst to me had turned our kitchen table into a place for some early morning Kink and Love Making. There were pillows a blanket and chair and a few other goodies. He removed my bed clothes and then draped my naked body with a soft blue blanket. He sat me on the table and then he slipped my feet into those super sexy high heels. These were brand new! Next he laid me down with two pillows under my head. He then asked me to hold my legs up as he positioned another pillow. Now I had jumped out of bed and the first thing I normally do is go to the bathroom to do #2 and pee. And by this time I had to do both! And pretty soon!I said, "Sweetheart I have to go to the bathroom" He replied, "Oh Baby I'm All Ready For That!" He asked me, "How about you going pee first?" I said sure, but where? He grabbed a glass bowl, some warm lubricant and a Coloplast, 16" FR14 Urinary Catheter. I looked at him and said, "Baby, you have got me covered so lets have some fun" Help me pee! With the skill of a true professional he sat in front of me and gently opened my labia minora to expose my urethral opening. He slipped that catheter into me and I did not even feel it. I know he hit pay dirt! I could hear the tinkling. I felt much better after that! Then I asked him, what have you got up your sleeve for me now? I have to go potty? I have to go #2! Which is right now! 😧That to hot to trot man of mine was way ahead of me! He took me by my hips and began scooching me to the edge of the table. Next he took a glass bowl and held it next to my bottom. Now I won't go into the nitty gritty or the most important aspects or practical details of this subject or situation here. All I'll say is this girl gave him a Gotta GO Show! 😘 Now I'm as bare as can be down there so nothing is ever hidden. And I'm not bashful in any way, shape or form with my lover! Use your imagination and you are most likely right. 🌹He cleaned me up just like a mother would clean here baby. And he gave me a kiss on each butt cheek! Next he stood in front of me with a boner as big as a telephone pole and we made fantastic love with each other. Naturally we talked about what we had done and all the fun we had in that past forty minutes. And it was not even eight o-clock yet.Now I'm getting ready to make cookies for our Christmas Eve. Our kids and grand kids will be with us as we prepare for Christmas Day. We have many things to be grateful for. Do something nice for someone today and keep it a secret.And to all the lovers here! What will you do today to make your lovers day a perfect success?