What was the most effective enema you have ever had?

To answer my own question, two come to mind:

The first, as a newlywed, when my (then) wife gave me two enemas of two quarts each. I had become very constipated over about a two week period, and I was really stopped up. They worked wonders, but my ex, though a nurse, didn't want any part of "play."

The second, and even more effective, I administered to myself. I was away from home for a conference, and I was extremely stopped up. I went into a Long's Drugs, and found a Fleet Bagenema. I bought the enema (receiving a "flirting smile" from the cashier, which certainly made me think), and proceeded back to my room. I assembled the bag, added very warm water, and mixed in the soap. I got down on the floor (on a towel, I think), and let the water make its way into me. The Bagenema, though just 1500 cc's, was probably the most effective enema I have ever had. I emptied out over about the next 45 minutes, and when I was finished, I'm sure I had lost 10 pounds. What I don't know is how that hotel toilet managed to flush. I'm glad I wasn't rooming with anyone. The smells were enough to convince me that I could never say, "My shit don't stink," because I almost had to leave the room myself...

True story, of course. Happened in Palm Springs, CA.

I had had surgery and was using painkillers, plus not moving much. Got constipated, one glycerin suppository and some oral laxatives were ineffective. I think I did not have a stool for 5 days. My wife was unsure about using enemas without a doctor's opinion since I was under drugs, so at first she continued used glycerin suppositories on me. Since they did not work she opted for filling the bag. I definitely was relieved after that.

24 oz glycerin

the contents of ONE Fleet enema or generic equivalent

Shake well

Add ONE quart of warm water. shake again

Let it set about 15 minutes!

You won't retain 15 minutes, and you won't need any more enemas or laxatives.

You won't feel like taking anything else for a couple of days.

Had so many, difficult to say; but the very first full bag enema I took when I was still a teen was most amazing and most effective. It stretched me out such that I actually felt sore for the remained of the day.

Had so many, difficult to say; but the very first full bag enema I took when I was still a teen was most amazing and most effective. It stretched me out such that I actually felt sore for the remained of the day.

Never had that from an enema, but definitely had that from just being constipated. Oohh, still remember the ache in the abdomen and the burn at the anus from when it finally came out. Sad thing is I let it happen fairly often too.