Shimmer's terrible, horrible no-good, very-bad enema.

Shimmers terrible, horrible, no good very bad Enema :

So I may have made a mistake you guys. I was in the mood the other day for a nice, crampy enema that would be intense but obviously not damaging. I decided on lemon juice, only to realize after undressing and setting up I didn't actually have any. What I did have was citric acid powder for making bath bombs. I kind of reasoned to myself that this was the same thing but I'll be up front, I was kind horny and wasn't thinking straight.

So in my time of "I should probably rub one out then assess and reconsider" I decide that two tablespoons per quart sounds like a pretty reasonable amount. I've never actually sat down and figured out how much citric acid powder would equate to the amount of same in a single medium sized lemon. I got the strong feeling afterwards that it is less than that.

So I actually get set up with my gallon bag about half full, which is usually a good warm-up for me. About a second after I unclip the hose the words that come to mind were "IMMEDIATE" and "INTENSE". Cramping, burning, twisting guts that made me break into a sweat. I like my flow pretty fast so I kind of tried to talk myself down that it was normal cramping because I hadn't taken one in a while and that I just needed to wait it out and it would get better.

It did not.

After most of the two quarts I had MORE than enough and seriously launched myself onto the toilet; it was bad. The stinging continued on the way back out and this weird burning sensation crept up my shoulders like a pair of wings unfurling. As I'm pushing like mad trying to get it all out of me the heat in my shoulders subsides and instead I feel a strange cold starting to seep over my legs.

I really thought this was it you guys, I thought this is how it ends. I am dying right now and this is how they are going to find me God I hope they don't tell my mom. I did not die, and looking back now I feel like at least some of my responses were psychosomatic. I have no interest in repeating it to find out which ones ???

Moral of the story, probably don't try new stuff in the heat of the moment and ideally do some research with new recipes.

ALWAYS use DILUTE concentrations of new materials in your enema.

It's a good thing you did this on yourself and not on your Doing this to another person could totally destroy your relationship and/or set you up for various legal actions against yourself.

Believe me, I learned my lesson. I would never use a solution I wasn't familiar with on another person regardless, but I have no plans to go buckwild with safety like that ever again. It was rough, to say the least.

This cracks me up because I did the same type of thing when I was like 13 or 14. I was in the bathtub and saw an empty bottle of Head & Shoulders shampoo that was about to get thrown away. I reasoned ito my young self that this bottle would be perfect for a little clandestine enema fun. I hastily rinse out the plastic bottle and gave myself an enema with it. I started cramping right away but figured that was kind of normal so tried to hold it for a little longer. I might have lasted 2 minutes or so. When I went to expel things just got worse. I was cramping and sweating. It was burning. I literally thought I was going to die. Luckily I survived that moment of stupidity. But that was not to be my last bout of enema stupidity. Someday I'll tell you about my first experience with a wine enema in college.

Jenny

@ Jenny is Kinky 2......At least you could take solace in knowing that you were DANDRUFF free !!!!! 😉 😁

You have to be careful with what goes into your colon, as it is delicate and you can easily get chemical colitis. I'd be worried about Head and Shoulders and anything very acidic or basic, and I know people have come close to dying from antibacterial agents in the soap they used. Be careful in there!

Honestly thank you Jenny because I feel a little less dumb now LOL. Or at least a little less alone. Trust me, it was definitely a "scared straight" moment, luckily no permanent harm. No mucus, no bloody discharge, normal movements after that. The cramps lasted about another 1/2 hour and then I was fine, like it never happened. Although I did force myself through two rinses out of nervousness. Not very fun, but all in all learned a value lesson about doing my homework before putting things in my colon. ☠☠☠

It's amazing how those powerful cravings can sometimes prompt us to go out on a limb. I'd guess many of us have tried to "enhance" our enema experience and subsequently regretted our lapse in judgement. The upside is that we are fortunate to live and learn.

It's amazing how those powerful cravings can sometimes prompt us to go out on a limb. I'd guess many of us have tried to "enhance" our enema experience and subsequently regretted our lapse in judgement. The upside is that we are fortunate to live and learn.

Exactly why I've never done a lemon juice or M&M enema or a few others. I love taking and holding them, but at least I know most of my limitations. I do love the "wimpy" ones that I do. Very large volumes and long retentions with tasks and orgasms are very satisfying even with benign solutions.

Eric

Yes, I do believe that the internet accessibility these days has probably saved some of us the suffering that you went through here.

Several years ago I had discovered the benefits of TeaTreeOil and had the near fatal bright idea that if it did not sting on a cut and was sooo effective as intended for healing wounds, then surely it must have some positive attribute to share as well, in a nice easy & slow fill cleansing enema !?

What I found out in short order was that after adding 1/2 ounce to a 2 quart bag and inserting deep with a colon tube... I quickly knew within only 30 seconds, that I had made a horrible mistake in judgement & that this was to be my absolute most painful and scary and possibly my very last enema to ever experience here on this earth. It was awful and the suffering lasted a long long time before allowing me to come back to earth...yes, I was sure that I left and went out of body for some time, where I cannot tell, eventually returning with a very painful ass end & gut shivering & shaking.

From that day, over 30 years back, I have been a bit more cautious as to what I add to the bag. Warm salt water seems so much kinder these days, with a bit of early morning coffee from time to time. Be safe out there friends, and check around a bit before hand, on those tasty additions to the water bag.

Yeah, horny and In the Heat of the Moment was not a great time to decide to try something that I had never done before without research or forethought. Which anybody in the universe could have told me was the case if I had actually thought about it for more than half a second. ???

Luckily no harm done and it does make me feel a lot better to hear that other people have also done similar things. And if in the future anyone decides to Google citric acid enema before doing one maybe they'll see my post and rethink things!

@ShimmerMist Well, OUCH! Sorry to hear of your suffering, & glad you suffered no permanent effects. I haven't had a similar experience, & certainly don't want one. The closest I've come is trying to use dish detergent as a lube. Took a while to fix that one. I've not unintentionally injected anything harmful, or even painful. Just lucky, I think, since I've certainly done plenty of stupid stuff. Glad you're ok.

This cracks me up because I did the same type of thing when I was like 13 or 14. I was in the bathtub and saw an empty bottle of Head & Shoulders shampoo that was about to get thrown away. I reasoned ito my young self that this bottle would be perfect for a little clandestine enema fun. I hastily rinse out the plastic bottle and gave myself an enema with it.

Jenny

I did exactly the same thing at the same age. Must have just been lucky to rinse the bottle enough to avoid irritating my insides too much. Never tried a wine enema, though...

I haven't actually done one since then because I kind of freaked myself out a little. Going to give a plain baking soda and salt one a try tonight and see how it goes. Fingers crossed that I have a better time with this one! Thank you everybody for sharing your own stories, I got a good chuckle out of a few of them and I hope you can say the same of mine.

Enjoy a nice comfy warm enema Shimmer. No need to make a "solution"...just some warm tap water may well get you back into swing of things.

Don't feel bad, Shimmer. I made a similar mistake a good while back.

The place that I worked had bar soap in the restrooms. I noticed that about once a week the bars, the cleaning crew replaced with new ones, so I swiped one to take home and use for my enema. The soap didn't have a brand name printed on it and it came from a box in the storage closet. Again, with no brand. However I figured that soap was soap, and since I was using Ivory then this soap would be ok.

I fixed up a nice soapy bag using the same amount of soap as I usually used, and sent it up the pipe, I got most of the bag in and then I started getting some horrific cramps. Then then nausea hit and I ended up puking in the trashcan. Feeling sick and in pain, I pinched off the clamp, deflated my nozzle and let it out. The cramps would not stop even after 20 minutes and I could not get any more water up to rinse out the soap. I finally just rode it out and it faded out after another half hour or so.

I tossed out the soap and never used it again. Looks like karma is real after all.