I had a great Hotel Experience, back while still working. I had to travel with a load of drilling equipment to Iran. From Canada, my first stop was Frankfurt Germany at the Continental Hotel (a nice place).
KLM airlines would pick up my baggage the day before and send them to my Hotel. The staff at the hotel would unpack all of my stuff and put it away in my suite. This would free up my time to watch the loading and unloading of our drilling equipment without having to worry about my personal stuff.
In my luggage was, diapers, plastic pants, onesies, and all kinds of paraphernalia. As I finally arrived at the suite all of my stuff was in drawers and on the bathroom counters. Something appeared that I had not seen before in the master bathroom. They had a table full of all of my diapers and changing supplies. A handy trash can was set up beside it. Nice touch I thought to myself. They even had a package of wipes with their Hotel Emblem on the package.
A knock at the door came, it was the room maid. A lovely elderly lady with a heavy German accent. Much to my embarrassment, she gave me a tour of the room and its facilities and yes showed all of my diapers and supplies.
Her question in that heavy German accent blew my hair back. Are you needing a crib in this room, Sir? Are you expecting a baby? I answered no, I wear diapers I said to her. She thanked me and off she went.
In bed that night I did notice a rubber sheet over the hotel mattress pad.