Doctor's orders

Got to go in morning for a biopsy on my prostate to try see what is going on. Asked Doc if there was any special prep He said no.

So when God gives you lemons you must make lemonade. So his "no" was French for a 4QTs of warm, soapy water slowly in my nervous

butt. The pressure was nice and at least he should be able see where he is going or we hope so. I am sure he can see the target without

fighting for space. At least I feel better today than after being violated by gosh knows what weapons he uses.

Had that. No big deal. Best part is knowing where you stand.

My prep was to use a Fleet at home before heading in for the procedure. The doc had two nurses, one a cutie and the other, well not so. I wanted to ask if I could have used a regular real enema instead, but that morning I had a difficult enough time getting my vitals taken by the cutie.