Did anyone of you had there rectal temperature taken at an older age? Above 20 or so?
I come from an backside oriented family. So spanking, enemas, suppository and rectal thermometers where normal at our house.
When i was in college i would spend a weekend at home once a month. Nothing happens the first couple of weekends.
Then my mom said you look tired, when was the last time you have taken your temperature? (of course I've got a rectal thermometer at home, but was not going to tell her). Uhm i said i don't have a thermometer at home. That was the wrong answer of course.
Go to you're bedroom she said. I waited in the bedroom. My mom got in and said here is a new thermometer and Vaseline. Take your temperature now and take it home with you. You have to measure at least once a week.
I will leave you to it she said. Remember it's an analog thermometer so it needs to stay in for 5 minutes. I know mom.
Mom left the room. I lowered my trousers an underwear and lay on my side. Put some vaseline on the thermometer and put it in.
I was thinking wow she let me take it. This was a first. But after 4 minutes or so. She walked in. I said mom what are you doing. She said l want to help you now no back talking.
After 2 more minutes she would take it out and said a little elevated. Better be save. Now take of your trousers and underwear complete and lay on the bed. I'l be right back. Do as i say don't let me get you're Dad.
I waited on the bed and she came back with 2 suppositories. She unwrapped them and put them on my old night stand.
Mom do we have to do it this way i said i go to college now. Nonsense she said i'm you're mother. Know legs in the air.
There i was in the diaper position in my twenties.
She put in the first one and then the second. She would sit next to me with here finger in my anus. You remember the 2 minutes rule she said. After that she got my pajama and said go to bed. I don't what happend but i slept like a bird. Until she waked me the next morning. Morning honey let's check you're temperature....