Improvised enema bag/gear?

Hi!

It's vacation time and you may get someplace remote and you'd use an enema, but have no gear with you. How do you improvise - no shower or tap water just bottled?

Any ideas?

Gulp down two quarts of available fluid as fast as you can. We call it a "High Enema" . You will feel heavy and stretched, just like an enema from below.

But if it's a butt filling you really need, poke a hole in a water bottle cap. Oil it and press it up against your anal vent. Squeeze it for all you are worth. Roll onto your back and use your feet to carry your butt up the side of a tree. In an inverted position, try to get the rest of it to run in.

If a Meat Bee comes inspecting your ready receiver, don't let it in, blast it.