Slime enema?

Has anyone tried making a food grade slime and putting it up their butt? Maybe it could be used as a lube. It may go well with a sci-fi theme toy.

Its called J lube........ have fun

Try slippery elm

Yes, I did it with methylcellulose powder which is the proper ingredient to make slime.

Use a bulb or large syringe to inject it if you make it thick

I would not use it as an everyday lube but it works, it is apparently the main ingredient of KY lube.

You can try growing Tongan Spinach (aka Edible Hibiscus). The roots of the plant provide a slime for traditional papermaking in Japan. I find mashing up the leaves in water makes a nice slime. You can propagate it from cuttings.

Add one cup of flax seed to four cups boiling water. Let the mixture boil for several minutes, being careful that it does not over flow. After ten minutes, maybe a bit more, strain the mixture through a fine screen. This will take a few minutes. You are left with a thick slime that is very slippery. Use as a lube or inject it or both. It feels awesome coming out too.

I tried this with slippery elm and with cornstarch, it's an interesting feeling, but nothing too special. If you make it too thick, you won't be able to inject it, and if you make it too thin, it won't feel much different than water.

I’ve tried slippery elm and PEG 3350. The slippery elm was interesting (boil it with water and dilute to desired consistency) but it works best with barium setup since those are designed to pass more viscous liquids. It gets expensive though, so it’s a very occasional thing. The slipperiness does make an interesting lube if you’re into larger deep colon nozzles.

Flavorless metamucil or it's equivalent works well.It takes a bit of experimenting to get the right consistency for your equipment but is is intersting.

One of my grand uncles liked to tell the story of the little boy that did not like boiled Okra. He called it snot. One day with family and distinguished guests gathering, mother served his pet peeve, boiled Okra. As their conversation slowed down, He shouted watch this !! He gobbles down all his Okra and jumps up, standing in his chair to see if any had already passed through him. He got a big laugh and a spanking later he said, as if it were him.

He also liked to tell of the high school coach shoving him a foot ball and asking him if he thought he could pass it?

"Sure coach anything for the team, but it'll take me a good while to eat it, and class will probably be over before i even work in the first bite."

He liked telling enema stories to embarrass people.

To make a slippery lube/slime I have followed this youtube recipe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qg3SOHeLNI

Their recipe makes roughly one cup--8 ounces of lube/slime and that is how I made it the first time.

The second time, I multiplied the recipe by 16 times to make a gallon for a slimy enema -- two doses of two quarts each.

See their video, then do the math to increase the volume. The stuff is a good lube (not as good as astroglide or K lube --NOT J-Lube, but it still is a good lube) and it works well for vaginal and anal sex.

Slime enema?????

Just one thing pass thru my mind......movie "The Blob"

😉

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