Getting caught, almost

I realized I'd forgotten to wheel the garbage can down to the street. So, not thinking, at 2am, I got out of bed as I sleep, and wheeled it down the driveway. Don't you know, the car coming was a cop. I hid behind the can, but he stopped, and turned around. I ran to the bushes and he went past.

I could imagine him turning on his lights, and waking the wife...

I realized I'd forgotten to wheel the garbage can down to the street. So, not thinking, at 2am, I got out of bed as I sleep, and wheeled it down the driveway. don't you know the car coming was a cop. I hid behind the can, but he stopped, and turned around. I ran to the bushes and he went past.

I could imagine him turning on his lights, and waking the wife...

Why is it illegal to take out a trash can?

Why is it illegal to take out a trash can?

I think he sleeps naked and he was naked taking the trash out.

I think he sleeps naked and he was naked taking the trash out.

That's the obviously purposely omitted detail in the earlier posts. 😁

I must admit I have been guilty of taking the trash out naked, but I only have to take it as far outside as the garage door and you can't see that from the road or any neighbor's house. I do have a reputation to protect.

Yes I have been caught, well sort of.

My wife and I moved to Sarasota a little over 2 years ago and bought a house with a private backyard (6 foot high privacy fence) and pool. I have yet to wear a bathing suit when using the pool. When hurricane Irma went through in September 2017 it did not do any damage except for lots of broken tree branches and tons of pine straw needing to be raked up. I was out in the pool naked of course and I looked over to the house behind us and my neighbor was cleaning the pine straw off his roof- I was in clear view. He did not seem to notice me but I don't see how he could have missed me at some point. Once I notice him I hustled myself into the house.

Yes I have been caught, well sort of.

My wife and I moved to Sarasota a little over 2 years ago and bought a house with a private backyard (6 foot high privacy fence) and pool. I have yet to wear a bathing suit when using the pool. When hurricane Irma went through in September 2017 it did not do any damage except for lots of broken tree branches and tons of pine straw needing to be raked up. I was out in the pool naked of course and I looked over to the house behind us and my neighbor was cleaning the pine straw off his roof- I was in clear view. He did not seem to notice me but I don't see how he could have missed me at some point. Once I notice him I hustled myself into the house.

No, not sort of caught. You were caught.

The fact that he didn't say anything to you doesn't mean he didn't see you.

A 6 foot "privacy fence" doesn't give you privacy. They are so easy to look over from adjacent houses or by standing on outdoor furniture.

If you want privacy and no one being able to see into your yard, you need dense woods, heavy shrubbery and/or acreage.

I must admit I have been guilty of taking the trash out naked, but I only have to take it as far outside as the garage door and you can't see that from the road or any neighbor's house. I do have a reputation to protect.

BAWAHAHAHAHA

If you want privacy and no one being able to see into your yard, you need dense woods, heavy shrubbery and/or acreage.

Well yes, if the people in the adjacent yards want to look over the fence then yes they can see into my backyard. If someone goes to those lengths then they deserve the eyeful they get.

I kind of look at my privacy fence as a means to protect my neighbors from what happens in my yard and not for my privacy 😃

Of course I sleep naked, or maybe a tee shirt. But forgetting the garbage is a sin. Let's stick to what is important here, it's all about the trash. What is going to be illegal in NY are plastic bags from the grocery store. The police will come to the door,

"We don't care about your guns, we want your trash bags and plastic straws."

If I were caught as I mentioned in my post, taking out the can naked, he would have seen my gun anyway.

Ive ran out on my drive way forgetting to lock the car late at night in only my underwear and always wonderd if the neighbours have seen me

I set up a sunbed in our spare room at the back of the house which overlooks the fields.I stripped off,put on my goggles and lay back,i was enjoying the experience when a voice said ,"you will have to just ignore me",it was the window cleaner.We laughed about it when he came later to collect his money.

When I was younger I scooted out front from the rear yard to pick up the morning paper in the driveway. Only did this a couple of times. It was early in the morning and dark out. Nobody in the neighborhood had lights on. I would not do that in today's times. There are too many security cameras on peoples homes. I know a couple of neighbor have them pointing at their front yard and there is a good chance my home is in the background.

Last evening I was coming down the stairs wearing only my robe and nothing underneath,except I usually leave the robe open so it flows behind me and I am basically a full frontal nude coming down the stairs. Now the entry way door faces the stairs and has a large window on the top half with the monoclonal raised. I was most of the way down when I saw that a delivery woman was placing a packet the bottom of the door. If she had looked up she would have gotten the full frontal nudity view of me, but she didn't. When I noticed her I quickly got to the bottom of the stairs and out of sight. It was quite exhilarating to almost being caught.

I was most of the way down when I saw that a delivery woman was placing a packet the bottom of the door. If she had looked up she would have gotten the full frontal nudity view of me, but she didn't. When I noticed her I quickly got to the bottom of the stairs and out of sight. It was quite exhilarating to almost being caught.

I recall another thread about a guy who regularly and deliberately created opportunities for people passing by his house to see him naked or exposed through window. Your incident wasn't deliberate - but don't get off on making a habit out of it!!! 😁 What is some kids walked by,