Sexual images by Mother nature

Have any of you ever looked at something in the flower bed, woods, fields, out in nature in general, and thought, Gee that looks like a sex organ or some other body part. There are some flowers that remind me of vaginas, I've cut trees and branches that have looked like a man from the waist down, standing with his penis hanging down. I've also seen burls in trees that look like buttocks. Just curious to see if anyone else see's these things in mother nature.

Mainly just mushrooms. I have seen some that look like a nipple on a AA breast and others that are very phallic complete with very realistic looking meatus.

We have an old apple tree in our yard and there is a spot on the tree that grew over where a branch was pruned years ago. It looks exactly like a vagina!! Even a small bump for a clit! I noticed it immediately and even my wife commented that it looks just like a woman's "vageejay"!! I said I guess our tree is a girl!!

I love walking in the mountains and forest.

And all time I look into a very dark cave or even only into a deep bird's nest in a tree,

then I think off ....

... a deep dark throat.

But then I wake up because my alarm rings :-)

Don't forget - flowers ARE the sex organs of plants!

Don't forget - flowers ARE the sex organs of plants!

Fruits that we eat are ovaries.

This includes apples, pears, peaches, tomatoes, peppers (the fruit contains the seeds), cantaloupes, corn (the entire ear of corn is the ovary), rice, strawberries, watermellons, squash and many more. In fact many so-called vegetables we eat are actually fruits--NOT vegetables.

I probably would have ate more vegies growing up if I had been told it was basically eating pussy.