Vegetables

So, Ive read on here about people inserting vegetables and they get stuck, I've also read that they rot and get mushy. Is this true, and if this does happen what are the side effects? I have a couple of carrots and cucumbers and squash I want to try.? Also, if anyone has stories they would be welcome as well.

I was just watching a anal play video a few days ago. The woman was face down ass up. The guy lubed her ass up with some type of oil. Then pressed 2 different sizes of mangoes in her ass. Once she took either with ease he upgraded her ass to a eggplant. From her moaning and spreading her ass for more I believe that she had a great time.

OUCH! An eggplant has got to hurt @1nadali.

I like to use corgettes and you can't beat that full stretch and feeling full with a nice egg plant .I've never got anything stuck

I've used most all vegetables possible from a small ginger root up to and including an egg plant and have never gotten anything 'lost'. It will eventually come out on it's own with a regular movement. I currently have a mini cucumber in which has been in for over 2 days now. I sleep with it in and go to work. Is thrilling knowing it's in around people in everyday life.

An update, i had that mini cucumber in for 5 days before a movement occured. When it came out it was the size of large cashew. Completely withered down to nothing. :-)

I love using food as anal toys, so I have done this quite often.

Vegetables do not rot that fast when inside. Carrots are rather resilient. Cucumbers have a skin outside so are also extra resilient. If you want the mushy feeling, try using fruit instead. A banana will get mushy real quick, but again, fruit with skins like tomatoes will usually stay whole.

Putting vegetables up there is basically like putting anything else up there. It probably won't get stuck. That said, longer items like carrots or cucumbers may if you put it in deep. I'm not sure that these are good at navigating the curves of the colon on their own. I would suggest not shoving them in too deep. If you want to hold stuff in for the long run, try softer or rounder vegetables. They're easier to get out.

@easv123 There are two species of Aubergine that I know of: the larger rounder kind that you're probably thinking of, and a long thin kind that's thinner than a carrot. The latter is quite easy to insert, and can go deeeeeep. I use that since I don't own a colon snake.

Yellow summer squash comes in variety of lengths and diameters with a nice large bulb at the end. It makes an awesome butt plug complete with a handle inserted fat end first. You can find them from 3" in diameter down to 1" -scrub the skin well with soap and water or stick a condom on it. I like to use organic coconut oil for my veges it seems so health and nutritious.

Blue Hubbard Squash for real stretchers...just kidding -grew them to 2 feet and weighting 25 lbs-but who knows someone might make it work.

Yes, yellow squashes are really handy for an "impromptu" stretching session - however I find their skin too rough to use without a condom, and while the condom is really stretched over the squash a little oil (coconut, olive, whichever) makes it pop really soon. I fancy aubergines much more for their ultra smooth skin and, how should I say; solid softness - just when you think it's not going in - it gives in a bit and passes through 😉

Used everything from Sweet potatoes (my favorite) to squash ( provide the best stretching .. I found that if I wash both and scrub them well the roughness is softened.. Best part after playing they get washed again and used for dinner. No need to waste hehehehe .

I like cucumbers and corn (the texture is amazing).

But dont go much further cause I dont wanna visit ER......lol

Za

Egg plants are great, they come in all sizes.

@oscar

... and they're smooth and have just the right amount of give in. Great toys!

I’ve fucked myself with a carrot a number of times. Used one with a fat end so it doesn’t “get lost”, then carved the rest to fit me. I leave it in hot water for awhile so it’s a little soft and warm. Feels incredible. Probably the closest thing to a real cock I’ll ever have inside me. I’ve only let one person watch me do it, otherwise it’s always been solo.

I KNEW IT!

THAT CUCUMBER LUSTED AFTER ME!

Guzzle Guzzle Kid

Have used cucumbers and zucchini was looking at the carrots and wondering how one would feel.

Never ever insert vegetables into rectum! There is big chance it will get lost in there and to will need to get medical help. I have seen doctor remove foreign rectal objects. Not very pleasant for the patient.

And it also waste of taxpayer money.

So if you into anal insertion, please buy tools specially made for that.

I like soft clementiner, I let them lay in the kitchen for à coupe of weeks to be very soft. Theo easy slip in my clean ass and the feeling when pushing them out is lovely. I can hold six. No one have ever disapered!

My list of anal edibles is quite extensive, it's my favorite kink. I won't name them here, too many and feel free to visit my page for the full list. My favorite is squishy foods/candies and cramming until I cannot hold anymore. Marshmallows are good for this, just make sure to cleanse properly afterwards

I'd this the thread that originated the phrase '> ate the ass out of it " ?

I've had most success with courgettes. They often have a satisfying bulge :-)

Also tried carrots and cucumbers. Not quite as good. I like to chill them down a bit in the fridge first

Foods I've had up my ass include:

Cucumbers

Cherries (eaten upon coming out)

Grapes (eaten upon coming out)

Hard boiled eggs (shells were removed before inserting and eggs eaten after coming out)

Banana (skin left on when inserted)

Yup, all sorts.

My favourites are big (long and thick, so strong and weighty) cucumbers so there’s little chance of them disappearing and they’re quite stable so also low risk of them breaking in half.

Another brilliant test is the butternut squash. Available from nature in a variety of sizes to suit your opening. Totally unforgiving but smooth and with a big bulb to stop it going in all the way.

Eggplants/aubergines look and feel great, but the fear of losing one inside and having to visit ER means I avoid them.

Zucchini can also be fun but I’ve switched to the cucumber and butternut squash as I’ve become more experienced.

Butternut Squash are my best boyfriends ! One with a great taper for stretching and another with a bulbous head for a deep thumping ! I climaxed a couple of dozen times yesterday from these two !

I love cutting slits in lemons before taking them up my ass, because of the slits, everytime I clench the juices comes out which “burns “ my insides. My record is 4 lemons, it was so pleasurable that I leaked lemon juice on my whole floor from clenching around them

Y’all are a bunch of perves and I’d love to have seen them all!

Before moving over fully to ButtPlugs / Toys I used to use vegetables...

I have used cucumbers, bananas, carrots - usually multiple and I once used a few potatoes, those were great but I counted them in and out just in case!!

I once bought a cucumber, stockings (hold ups) and a bottle of lube from a supermarket - I am sure the cashier wanted was very suspicious 😄