Myth creation: an enema god or goddess.

A post by CJ got me wondering what would be characteristics and "essential stories" of an enema god or goddess from mythology. So far I have occasionally prone to mischief and practical jokes, what else do people have?

It would be more practical to be a goddess than a god. Since this would be a deity of cleanliness, and women are generally more cleaner than men. She would be a earth or water element goddess. Water for the liquid of the enema solution, and earth for the plant based additives of the enema solution. She would be a goddess of douching due to enemas and douches going hand in hand. With douches involved that would make her a childbirth goddess. Since she is a goddess from ancient times, she would of become a goddess of witchcraft and healing. This is because witchcraft in ancient times was about herbs and healing, not to mention wisdom. So, essentially she is Isis or more applicably, Hecate.

That's assigning one, whereas I was thinking more create one from scratch.