Butter as Anal Sex Lubrication

I would like to say thank you to MichelleDawn for recommending a video “Fuck my ass with Crisco please”. What is CRISCO? A typical spread for bread found in the USA. Our equivalent would be FLORA or better still FLORA LITE. That video brought back memories of the film, “THE LAST TANGO IN PARIS” and a depiction of anal sex using butter as a lubricant. Watching the video brought back memories of those few months with my boyfriend before we married in late September of 1973.

Well, I gave him a wedding present one hot day when we were on a holiday break. A pack of soft butter and an two and a half inch clear Perspex dilator. In no time he had me naked and buttered up with the dilator up my ass to help me relax. He used the butter to lubricate my pussy and played with my clit and fingered me to several orgasms. When I pulled the dilator out he washed it properly and asked me if I still wanted to play.

To be honest I really wanted him inside me, but not in my pussy. I knelt on the end of the bed and tried to open up as his cock tried to gain entry to my bottom. He held my hips and allowed me to move slowly back and forward so I could feel his cock opening me up gently. We took it very slowly and eventually he was slipping in bit by bit. He got me to push down on him all the way and then rub my clit.

It was quite naughty at the time and I was on the edge of a great orgasm as I slowly rocked to and fro on his cock. He moaned and groaned about cumming and told me just how close he was. I clenched onto his cock and rubbed my clit hard hopping that we would get there at the same time, but he finished very fast. It was so sexy feeling his cock pulse and filling me up. It didn’t take me very long to get there and we stayed like that for several minutes until his cock softened up and slipped out.

We were both very greasy from the soft butter and it took ages to clean up with out a bath or shower in the flat. Did I really enjoy Anal Sex? Lets just say that it took over a year after we married for me to get pregnant I just couldn’t resisted getting him to finish up my ass. Eventually he stayed in the right place despite my requests, and I was pregnant. During the last four months sex was oral or anal for him and I began to enjoy being shaved, massaged and masturbated with soft butter.

Thanks for bring back some very happy memories MichelleDawn, now where is that packet of FLORA LITE.

Crisco is a little different, it is/was intended as a shortening replacement and has more in common with lard then butter (no water and no salt). I can't say that I've done comparative studies on the anal area, but on the hands butter/margerine is much easier to clean off and at body temperature much thinner, but the Crisco would likely stay put better. Might be too thick for a good sex lube though.

For years Crisco was the FistFuckers' choice of lubes. The company finally started putting the smooth foil pull top pull tab on the cans so we wouldn't cut the back of our hand when dipping in the can to lube up.

Dan

I'll use my butter, clarified of course, for sauteing seafood, making omelettes and baking.

I will use more lubricious materials for fucking, fisting and other activities taking place in orifices other than my mouth.

There are lots of slippery substances one can use. I personally like sticking to lubes that were made specifically as lubes. The issue with all types of lubes is that they do end up inside your body. I know most can't hurt you, but I would rather not have Crisco in my rectum. Regular KY or Astro Glide is more appealing to me personally.

But whatever works for the individual person, they should use what they like.

I can't believe it's not butter!

Unsalted?

Even unsalted would have all the additional compounds that make butter taste like butter as well as the milk solids. I'd choose something else just in the off chance that one of those made things uncomfortable. I've had some lubes burn, and it doesn't make play nearly as enjoyable.

It might make it taste better!

My GF & I originally used margarine for those infrequent occasions when anal was my treat. However, when she was diagnosed with vaginitis and pussy sex was medically banned by her gyno for 3 months, anal became our mainstream form of intercourse, requiring a much more adequate lube regime.

We found best results from a combination of a thick layer of "Cupid's Butt-Grease" (applied to the base of the penis) and "Pjur's Anal Glide" lube ...applied liberally all over the full length of my greased penis, to the exterior of her anus, and also fed inside her anus/rectum (using the applicator spout, or pushing it in with fingers). The Pjur lube is specifically designed for anal sex, and in combination with a base layer of the vaseline-like grease it gave a long-lasting effect plus slippiness. Note that I kept the grease well away from the head end of my penis, coating only the base half of my erection, both because it tastes bad (for ATM) and is hard to wash off without brushing hard! In practice, only Sara's sphincter gets sore and almost all sphincter contact is with the bottom half of your cock (unless fucking her really hard).

Margarine used to give her 2 minutes of comfort (which is about all I needed to blow with the friction of poor lube). However, with proper prep and lube, my Sara could take up to 10 mins of moderately hard fucking, and I could adjust the angle, depth and speed of fucking to make me last until she produced orgasm-like spasms in her vagina/womb/anal region.

Proof in the pudding ... her vaginitis is now clear but we're still fucking anally much more frequently than in the past, and for much longer duration, and to the point of my GF getting into it rather than just grimacing and putting up with a rare 2-minute bum-fucking treat for her BF's cock!