Hi everyone,
I've wanted to write this for a while now. Tonight's good, as I'm incredibly steth-horny *and* home alone. So here it goes.
It goes without saying that for us, the examiners, the ultimate realisation of our fetish is when we get to auscultate a person of the opposite sex.
This can happen in various ways. If you are exceedingly lucky, you've found someone who's into this fetish as much as you are, but this is a rare occasion. More often, you will be called upon to entice the girl you've ended up with for the night into an exam scenario. And this, my friends, is actually easier than it sounds.
No matter if she's totally vanilla, and medical fetish thoughts have never crossed her mind. It's okay if she's never been turned on by the thought of someone examining her heart.
Just leave your stethoscope somewhere where it can be seen, and the least you'll get is an interesting conversation. What's your story going to be? Work it out for yourself. Maybe you used to be a medical student. Maybe you are a hobbyist heart examiner (this one is good, it actually makes you stand out of the crowd). Maybe you just level with her and tell her the truth - that you enjoy listening to hearts, and that you know one or two things about it.
Upon seeing the stethoscope, she will probably react to it. There are times when she won't, true. There are times when she'll just ignore it. You can't win them all. But it's more likely that she *will* react to it, in one of the following ways:
> Oh my god, is that real?
> Are you a doctor?
> Oh wow, I've always been curious about these things!
In my own experience, there's even been a girl who told me off for not telling her the truth about my occupation. The stethoscope symbolism was so strong in her head that she just wouldn't believe me when I said that I'm not really a doctor, as 'only doctors own these things'.
No matter what, dear fellow stethophile examiner, leave your stethoscope out. When it's visible, it sets the tone and lays the groundwork for a night of steth-playing. It's such an amazing instrument, and at the same time, a powerful symbol that connotes the beautiful situation where the half-naked patient submits to auscultation of the inside of her chest.
What a symbolic medical instrument, and what fun awaits, if only you just curl it up on your coffee table...
Best,
MWS