Ready for a laugh?
So, my situation for the moment is staying with a relative. On Tuesday I found out I'd have the house alone from 8 to about 10am on Wed. So, I immediately thought ENEMA TIME like every other kinkster would. 😄 But although I've been doing this for over 20 yrs, mistakes can be made...
First I overslept. I don't sleep well so if I ever CAN sleep, I do. I woke up at 9. OK, still have an hr, it won't be as relaxed, but still can be done. I had my bag and only the standard douche nozzle, which should have been fine. Unfortunately relatives houses DON'T have great places to hang the bag! I figured I could use the hinge of a bi-fold closet door. Unfortunately that's too far from the bed, but there was an old recliner closer. I hadn't ever done an enema in a recliner so I figured I'd try it. Put down an old towel, got my tablet with a nice Collector video playing, and enjoyed my semi-rushed enema orgasm. Its 9:30, plenty of time.
I push the chair down and stand up. I hear water flowing! I've never had trouble holding an enema so I'm very surprised! I clench my ass tight - still water! I reach for the clamp to make sure its closed and see water hitting the carpet! The damn hose came off of the nozzle! So now my ass has a tunnel to spray water! In a 'panic' as I see the carpet darkening, I quickly put my finger over the tip and push it all the way up inside me. Oh, that might not be so good! I run to the bathroom to sit and push to get the nozzle out. OK, did that and released some water to relieve the pressure. I go back to the bedroom to survey the damage. Ouch! A small puddle on the carpet, a 'line' of water where it poured out, the towel on the recliner chair was soaked, pick it up, oh shit! A softball sized wet spot on the fabric!
Rush to get paper towels and use the towel to soak it up. Luckily it was 98% 'clean' water, but it was still a mess. Now its 9:40 as I'm carefully patting the spots to soak it. Oops! I still have a quart or water inside me! Sit on toilet to release more, then back to cleaning. Use a spray cleaner and a facecloth to wipe the seat of the lounge chair, but wow, does that fabric change color when wet!! Soak up everything with paper towels, and clean a few 'spots'. Quickly clean up and hang the wet bag in the closet out of sight. Cover over the chair cause it would look SO obvious and plan to uncover it at night when it can dry. Luckily that chair will actually be going into my kids gameroom, so I didn't mess any good furniture. Then back into the bathroom to clean up the mess and drops of water all over the floor... AND sit to finish expelling! Ugh!
Made it with maybe 2 minutes to spare...
I've been an 'expert' enema giver and taker for over 20 yrs... but every now and then, the water wins!