My mother came home earlier than I was expecting and caught me in her bathroom with her Rexall Victoria Combination syringe overly full of warm water. I had filled the bottle brim full and then screwed the adaptor cap into the bottle and attached the red hose. Once that was done, I laid the bottle on the floor, filled a glass with warm water, took a big swig of the water in my mouth, opened the shut-off and placed the tube minus the nozzle in my mouth and then blew the water through the hose into the bag. I did this repeatedly until Mom's douche bag looked like a basketball.
Not expecting Mom for at least an hour, it nearly floored me when she opened the bathroom door leading to her bedroom.
Mom said "What in the hell do you think you are doing! Go ahead if you want to kill yourself!" and then she slammed the door.
I didn't move...I remained sitting on the toilet in my underwear.
About 20 or so minutes later, Mom opened the door again. I didn't look up at her. I had my chin in my hands looking down at the floor. Mom came into the room and sat next to me on the tub. She gently turned my face towards herself and began to talk saying "Mike, I am sorry I acted the way I did when I came home. But, you know what Dr. A says about those things!"
I remember that I rubbed my eyes, then looked directly into her eyes and said "Mom, I know, but I like the way an enema feels as the warm water enters my rectum. I know you don't understand (Mom had previously told me that she had had only one enema in her life and that was right before she had me and that if someone tried to give her another they had better fast cause they'd have to catch her) but Mom I am not you. I've taken enemas almost all of my life and I am as healthy as a person could ever be."
I, then, told Mom "Mom, I could be doing a lot of other things people in my class are doing. Things such as smoking, drinking and even doing drugs. Me taking enemas, Mom, is not even near as bad as those things are."
Mom, then, said "Mike, I just don't understand you! But, Mike, that's way too much water, son!"
I replied back at Mom saying "I can take it!"
Well, Mom leaned over and picked up the bloated bag. She said "Mike, the water in the bag has cooled. You said that you like the water to be warm, right?"
I said, "Yes, Ma'am..."
Well, she went over to the sink, undid the adapter cap and poured that water down the drain. She, then, left the room saying that she'd be right back. She said she was going to give me an enema like the folks in the hospital gave her.
I didn't know what to expect.
A moment or two later, Mom returned carrying a box of salt, a bottle of Ivory liquid soap, and a 2 quart pitcher and a jar of Vaseline.
I watched Mom as she turned on the water. Then, she adjusted the water temperature. When she felt that the water was warm enough, she filled the bottle full. She, then, turned the water off and added a couple of teaspoons of salt. Next, she picked up the bottle of Ivory soap and saw her squirt at least 5 squirts of the soap into the hot water bottle. When that was done, Mom picked up the red hose and screwed the adapter back into the bottle.
Mom then held the bottle up for me to inspect.
I smiled up at her as she stood across from me shaking the bottle back and forth.
Being inquisitive, I asked her why she was doing that.
Mom, then, replied "I am making sure all of the ingredients that I put in the bag are mixed up."
I smiled up at her!
She, then, hung the bag above the toilet on a hook that was there for that purpose.
Next, she went back to the sink and filled the two quart picture with more warm water, salt and soap.
Once that was done, Mom came back and sat down on the edge of the tub next to me. She took the hose in her hand and with her other hand she opened the Vaseline and smeared a little of that substance onto the enema nozzle. Next she opened the shut-off valve and warm, soapy, salty water squirted out of the tube.
I had never had a soap suds enema before and didn't know what to expect.
Well, I soon found out... and she made me take all of that enema including the 2nd pitcher too! The soap really caused me to cramp something awful. No plain water enema ever did that.
You ask me how much soap is too much. If one likes a soothing enema, a soap suds enema is not the one you want.