Painful cramps that last

I'm looking for something that causes very painful cramps that last. I've used painful recipes before (Milk, soda, etc) but the cramps seem to go away fairly quickly and that stuff is hard to hold. I use glycerin a lot and don't mind it. I use it for lube for anal sex. Looking for a pain I can't escape.

LOSTLEAF: Do a search for "Susie's Rough ride enema".

Oh my gracious, a regular enema causes enough cramps to me. As for your question, have you tried Milk and Molasses or Susie's Rough Ride enema (as one member said before my post)?

Try taking one quart of very warm strong baking soda solution. Give it a few minutes to work its way up into your colon. It will likely be a very comfy enema. Then, quickly squirt an eight ounce bulb of very warm vinegar or lemon juice in. Squeeze as had as you can so that the liquid goes deep into you. The mixture will immediately produce a huge amount of CO2, and horrible cramps. To make sure it goes way up inside you, stand up and enjoy the pain. The gas will continue to hurt after you release. It may provide cramps for more than an hour. I hope you enjoy farts, because you'll be farting for hours. I recommend wearing a Depends to avoid the mess that wet farts produce.

Milk and Molasses is the most painful enema I have ever experienced. I tried Susie's rough ride, but it was irritating in a different sense. M&M will give you that inescapable feeling you are looking for.

The absolutely worst enema that I have ever taken occurred several years ago when I decided to take 2 quarts of hot soapy water that contained 1 pint of lemon juice. Boy, I began to cramp. sweat profusely, and get very sick at my stomach. It was horrible! I turned on the cold water and filled my bathtub, which I lay in sponging cold water onto my forehead... I could not get the solution out quick enough. When I had, I tried rinsing the lemon juice out of my intestines. It took several rinses before my sweating, cramping and upset stomach went away. Never again my friend....Love enemas, but not that kind!

The absolutely worst enema that I have ever taken occurred several years ago when I decided to take 2 quarts of hot soapy water that contained 1 pint of lemon juice. Boy, I began to cramp. sweat profusely, and get very sick at my stomach. It was horrible! I turned on the cold water and filled my bathtub, which I lay in sponging cold water onto my forehead... I could not get the solution out quick enough. When I had, I tried rinsing the lemon juice out of my intestines. It took several rinses before my sweating, cramping and upset stomach went away. Never again my friend....Love enemas, but not that kind!

Sounds like the same would happen to me. Once I read about the cramps produced by even a plain lemon juice enema, I swore I'd never do one and I haven't. More power to all you people with iron (stainless steel?) colons and rectums.

Eric

Try 4 table spoons Epsom salts and 4oz glycerin in 1 gallon of water. Try to hold for 5 minutes. You will find it almost impossible. It isn't as severe as a susie rough ride but is pretty crampy.

Try 4 table spoons Epsom salts and 4oz glycerin in 1 gallon of water. Try to hold for 5 minutes. You will find it almost impossible. It isn't as severe as a susie rough ride but is pretty crampy.

That's only about 3% glycerin, very low and mild even for me. I'm not familiar with Epsom Salt enemas or concentrations. Does the 4 tbsp/gallon = 1 tbsp/quart produce a lot of cramping by itself? What is the point of an ES enema in general?

Eric

I tried milk and molasses once.....ONCE!! Thought I had passed my entire colon out my ass!! Terrible cramps. Took additional plain water enemas to wash it out! Never again

So I would start with that! 😉

Try 1 oz. (2 tbs.) baking soda and 2 oz. sugar (or simple syrup) dissolved in 8 oz. of water!

Try 1 oz. (2 tbs.) baking soda and 2 oz. sugar (or simple syrup) dissolved in 8 oz. of water!

And this does what, produces gas?

Eric

Sugar will produce gas and the combination of sugar and soda makes the solution hypertonic so it will pull fluid in and work somewhat like a Fleet enema.

Oh yes Fleets can give you really bad cramps sometimes but nothing is better than a SSE enema.

Oh yes Fleets can give you really bad cramps sometimes but nothing is better than a SSE enema.

In my experience, a Fleets "saline" (NOT) enema is much more irritating even in tiny volumes like 4-8 ounces in the squeeze bottles than a regular, well-prepared true SSE like I make with Castile soap. I can and often do tolerate and enjoy huge volumes of Castile soap enema (4-5 quarts of 1-1.5 tsp/quart) for long hold times but I can barely get to the commode fast enough if a took a tiny Fleets. I can always make a much stronger Castile enema if I add more soap or glycerin, but I usually am not aiming for a difficult cramp-intensive SSE. I prefer to enjoy all of them and make them erotic.

Eric

In general soda & sugar does not produce a lot of gas like an M&M, but plenty of strong, long lasting cramps high up in the colon...

I just did 1 Cup of lemon juice in 1 Qt of 105 degree water. Was my first time for lemon juice. Caused some mild but enjoyable cramps. Next time I will increase the lemon juice to 2 cups and take it up to 110 degrees. I always do a mild soapy water enema first, then 2 plain warm water enemas, before the "main show."

A quart of whole milk and 12 ounces of Molasses, mixed and warmed. Taken as fast as possible, after 2 preliminary "rinse out" enemas. This one is a Zinger! Hard to hold and causes turmoil in the bowels for about 2 hours. After that, everything was back to normal. It's a tough one, I liked the cramps, but not the long lasting turmoil.

A few tablespoons of Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Castile soap in warm water will always cause good cramps and is impossible for me to hold for more than a few minutes.

Fresh squeezed lemon juice is about four times stronger than lemon juice in a bottle.

You need a lot of lemons to get a full cup of fresh lemon juice.

OP hasn't been here for about 6 months and not on Zity for 5 months according to the posted statistics on her Profile. I wonder if she ever tried any of these suggestions, or perhaps just gave up on us.

Eric

OP hasn't been here for about 6 months and not on Zity for 5 months according to the posted statistics on her Profile. I wonder if she ever tried any of these suggestions, or perhaps just gave up on us.

Eric

Keep in mind that these are all indexed by search engines, so even if she didn't others may and answers to old posts and/or repeats of answers to very common questions can help people.

OH yes they last for a long time as the soap is doing its job. Depending on the soap used and how much the cramps can last a long time.

That's only about 3% glycerin, very low and mild even for me. I'm not familiar with Epsom Salt enemas or concentrations. Does the 4 tbsp/gallon = 1 tbsp/quart produce a lot of cramping by itself? What is the point of an ES enema in general?

Eric

The purpose of the epsom salts is to draw water into the colon and aid cleansing of the colon. Once the epsom salts are in the colon, merely expelling the enema until you think you are empty does NOT stop water from being drawn into the colon. You will have return trips to the toilet until every last molecule of the epsom salts solution is gone if you don't do a couple of rinse enemas.

I have added 30 ml of glycerine (approx. 1oz) to ready fleet. I let it stay overnight and the next day used (laying on my back). The urge to go came just after 3 min. I was so uncertain about my ability to hold that I sat on the toilet, where real fight begun. Change of position also added to cramps. I managed to hold it for about 12 minutes but only because I was on the verge of orgasm all the time.

Lemon Juice... goodness sakes!!! Even the concentrate is more than I care to ever use again... I put a pint of the concentrate into my enema bag and then filled the remainder of the 2 quart bottle ( fountain syringe ) with warm to hot water. Un-real cramps... upset stomach... sweat.... I felt like I was going to die. Had to get into a tub of cold water and sponge my forehead for at least an hour before I regained any relief at all.... No, No - Never again! That kind of pain is not my idea of enjoyment! I love to take enemas, but not that kind!

Oh yes. I have had many of them where the cramps will last on for 3 to 4 hours. Having to visit the toilet often.

I actually just discovered something. I have a 5 quart enema every morning and evening. I can hold it for about 15 minutes. I always put about one spoonful of salt per quart, so one handful per in the bag, mixed thoroughly. I never have had cramps. Then just this morning I just wanted a quick cleanout douche so I just put two quarts on the bag with no salt. I had cramps! So, what could be happening here? Salt water - no cramps. Plain water - cramps! Your colon won't absorb salty water. I always have some residual retained that takes a couple of hours to expel completely. With no salt, it should all be absorbed.

Only enema? There is a lot of lax that can give you superb cramps.

Enema, for me soapy enema can give me a bad cramps.

Even fleet... If I wanna punish me I squeeze 2 fleet Salin inside me than I wait... Wait. The cramps will be very intense. You can't resist it will come out...

Lemon Juice... goodness sakes!!! Even the concentrate is more than I care to ever use again... I put a pint of the concentrate into my enema bag and then filled the remainder of the 2 quart bottle ( fountain syringe ) with warm to hot water.

A pint! No wonder you had cramps, that is a hugely strong mixture. I’d consider myself fairly experienced with lemon juice and when I read that my jaw hit the floor. Wow!

Fresh squeezed lemon juice is about four times stronger than lemon juice in a bottle.

You need a lot of lemons to get a full cup of fresh lemon juice.

I remember having a production line set up in my kitchen to extract the ‘sacred juice’ from a whole pile of lemons I bought. I filtered them through a sieve first then a coffee filter to get rid of all the ‘bits’. Took ages but was worth it.

Since then I tend to use the concentrate in a bottle though, just more of it.

A pint! No wonder you had cramps, that is a hugely strong mixture. I’d consider myself fairly experienced with lemon juice and when I read that my jaw hit the floor. Wow!I remember having a production line set up in my kitchen to extract the ‘sacred juice’ from a whole pile of lemons I bought. I filtered them through a sieve first then a coffee filter to get rid of all the ‘bits’. Took ages but was worth it.

Since then I tend to use the concentrate in a bottle though, just more of it.

Rubbermark,

Very nice to see you here again, though I've probably just missed some of your other posts. I'll never use lemon juice just because I don't fancy cramping nor any sort of enema pain, but I'm just curious. What concentration of lemon do you use and what effect does it have on you?

On another note more relevant to me and my tastes, are you still seeing your Mistress you had the last time I spoke to you who had you perform her strict tasks with you dressed in rubber? Yes, I still enjoy my strong rubber fetish too. Take care,

Eric