What type of popsicle would you like to make at home with a suppository inside of it?

I have been thinking about how cold a refrigerated suppository felt when I had one inserted in me for constipation when I was a child. In order to feel cool during the summer, cool off after a hard day at the office, or cool off after sports activity or a fight with a loved one, what type of thin shaped popsicle would you like to make at home that has a suppository inside of it which you would then insert in your anus?

Strawberry or cherry. At least 6 inches long and as round as a half dollar with a core of suppositories as round as a nickel and 5 inches long