Longest hold time

Getting used to metric can be a bit difficult, but once you get it you get it and it is much simpler.

As far as enema measures go, is a metric buttload bigger or smaller than an imperial buttload? Once you get a grasp on that the metric is easier because of the common prefixes. You'll know exactly what a kilobuttload is and a millibuttload.

Well, well, well, look what the "Summit Medical Group" has to say about an isotonic saline enema solution! Looks like my ancient medical source was right on target: "You can make a homemade saline solution by adding 2 level teaspoons of table salt to a quart of lukewarm distilled water" . . . that is four (4 - count 'em) level teaspoons per two (2) quarts water.

https://www.summitmedicalgroup.com/library/pediatric_health/hhg_enema_home/

As well, "Summit Medical Group is the largest and oldest physician-owned multispecialty medical practice in New Jersey . . ."

The US actually IS on the metric system but the people are too dumb to use it.

According to the US Weights and Measures, the English units we use are DEFINED by the metric system (SI). For example, a gallon is DEFINED as 3.78541 liters, NOT 128 ounces (or four quarts) even though there are 128 ounces in a gallon and a mile is DEFINED as 1.60934 km even though there are 5280 feet in a mile.

Well, well, well, look what the "Summit Medical Group" has to say about an isotonic saline enema solution! Looks like my ancient medical source was right on target: "You can make a homemade saline solution by adding 2 level teaspoons of table salt to a quart of lukewarm distilled water" . . . that is four (4 - count 'em) level teaspoons per two (2) quarts water. . . . .

That's NOT a refereed publication AND they are speaking to (dumb) lay people.

That isn't a scientific listing.

They are medical professionals "speaking" to lay people. Most of us are lay people who use lay terms and we are not dumb!

Many of us who are lay folks not in the area of medical science excel in other professional fields of endeavor of which you know nothing! My own such field once included knowledge of cutting edge (and top secret) military electronics hardware and, later, computer technology.

Isotonic saline is 0.9% w/v, NOT 0.9% v/v because v/v does not give the right concentration. Besides for an enema who cares? But the question was for a physiologic isotonic solution and that is 0.9% w/v.

@northernguy46

I know, I was just poking fun...

I know that the work I did in Canada required a switch from the English units to the French (metric, the battle between the French and the English continues). Seriously though, the pace of change in the US can (sadly) be measured in furlongs/fortnight.

they are speaking to (dumb) lay people.

Assholes and idiocy are the great equalizers. Everyone has both. The asshole is there 24/7 though, in most people the idiocy isn't. The asshole can be a lot more fun, too 😃 .

About an hour I think. I don't keep a precise measurement of the time I hold it.

That's instructive and interesting.

I never tried to take enema, and never receive one, I would try, but I'm a little afraid.

So I just beat my previous hold time yesterday, in fact I blew it out of the water, pun intended, well actually there was some water being blown out of somewhere... I started out the morning with a very large plain water enema using the shower hose, I wanted to remove the majority of solid waste to allow me to retain a coffee enema for an hour or so but went way beyond that. I took the 2-quart half coffee half water enema at 1:10 and retained it while getting things packed and ready for vacation. Hubby came home when I was about an hour and 15 minutes into retaining the enema and he brought lunch home with him so we ate lunch together and after lunch I still felt like I could retain a little while later. Well a little while turned out to be much longer than I thought and I finally sat down on the toilet to expel the enema at 4:25 which meant I had retained the 2-quart coffee enema for 3 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES!!! I couldn't believe I was able to retain so long and absorb all that coffee!!! I did have to urinate twice while retaining and both times quite a bit of pee was eliminated which meant that my colon was doing its job in absorbing the contents within and my kidneys were doing their job in processing the liquid and transferring it to my bladder. The absorbed coffee kept me awake after a night of partying the night before and allowed me to concentrate on packing but all that caffeine must have stored in my system because here it is at 2:40 in the morning as I'm writing this and I am wide awake even after taking a sleeping pill before bed!

I’ve gone 45 minutes to a hr with no problem holding 2 qts. Anything more than too like 3 fifteen minutes usually the urge gets a little to much too hold. Now if we’re talking my favorite four courts about two minutes. Pressure becomes to much and it’ll turn my stomach a bit if I hold that much two long

Not nearly as long as most here, usually 15 minutes tops.

I beat my longest hold time yesterday by 45 minutes, I was able to retain my 1-1/2 quart coffee enema 4 hours yesterday! I knew I wanted to retain for a long time yesterday so that's why I only did 1-1/2 quarts because I was skeptical about retaining more coffee for that long of a time even though I managed to do it a couple months ago.

I beat another personal record today, I took more coffee than I ever had before. Both yesterday and today I gave myself large volume enemas first to rid my colon of most of the solid waste before doing the coffee enemas. This morning I wanted to see if I could retain more coffee than I ever had before so I brewed a pot and then poured that coffee back into the coffee maker so the freshly brewed coffee would pass through the coffee grounds one more time to get double the effect and poured it into a pitcher when I was done. After that I poured more water into the coffee maker and poured the second batch into the pitcher and then I took it into the bathroom and filled up my enema bag and then added a little bit of water to try and cool it down. This was probably the most difficult enema I have ever taken though, I used my colon tube and could feel a pain as the enema entered my traverse colon, I assumed it was because of the high level of caffeine being absorbed but it could've also been the heat of the coffee because I didn't let it cool long enough. After I pulled the tube out I was able to retain the coffee for about 25 minutes but was glad to expel when I did. Taking all that coffee around noon could be the reason I'm still wide awake and now it's almost 1 in the morning!

En général une dizaine de minutes • Maximum 20 minutes…

4 q saline or water for over an hour, no problems, very fun.

4 q Castile soap 1 tsp/quart for over an hour, same result.

~2 q water for 2-3 hours, same results.

Occasional past overnight sessions with Domme GF who gave me 2-4 quarts of water or saline or mild soap so she could watch me hold and struggle during repeated masturbation overnight. Probably about 5-6 hours hold with some sleeping and wake ups. Great fun. No problems. Definite DBC inflated in place!

Eric

I can only hold my first enema for a few minutes, even if it's just a warm water 1 quart enema. After the first cleanout, I can hold 2 quarts or more for much longer. I've held 4 quarts for 20 minutes after a series of 2 or 3 enemas.

On average ten minutes.

Fewer than 30 minutes ...

Thinking back over the years, I would guess that my longest hold time has been about 30 minutes. On those occasions when my hold time has been extended, I have been thoroughly engaged in extracurricular activities where the fullness in my tummy served as an enhancement.

Typically, my hold time is in the 10-15 minute range simply because I rarely have a day that I can devote entirely to enemas.

Deb

I have gone thirty minutes. My average is ten to fifteen I guess. I don't really try to hold it for a certain amount of time. I let it out when I have to. I may have even gone longer. I know I have answered the phone a few times while full like a fool. Haha! But no seriously. I have answered the phone a few times while full and had to let it trickle out every time a cramp would hit. I was worried the person I was talking to would hear it if I just left it gush out.

When I was 5 I was running around on a hot day didn't drink all that much and fell asleep and my mom put me to bed I woke up with abdominal pain and was taken to the hospital where after an exame my mom who is a nurse and another nurse gave me an enema and she said they gave me 2 qts and nothing came out that is how dehydrated I was

It depends on the enema. I have retained oil or emollient enemas overnight. The latter are mostly or completely absorbed by the time I wake up. I prepare several warm, soapy enemas before I expel the oil enema and retain them just until the cramps force their expulsion. I wait until the enema is expelled in numerous, uncontrollable gushes as I sit on the toilet. I try always to retain the 6 or 8 ounce m and m enemas for the recommended thirty minutes listening to the gurgling in my colon through a stethoscope and struggling through the ever increasing cramps during the last ten minutes. Same for the Mayo enema, although I add 12 or 16 oz. of water to the sugar and bicarbonate of soda. My sisters and I received a large four to five liter chamomile enema in our teens and had to retain it for 45 to 60 minutes as the last enema in a series. They were uncomfortable, but masturbating helped with the retention. They were given with a long colon tube inserted, which my girlfriend and I continue to this day.

After a quart coffee enema (held for fifteen minutes or so ) , I will do a gallon salt/soda enema that I typically hold for forty five minutes to an hour, or until I ejaculate. Been doing this for close to fifty years, with no kidney, liver, water overload problems what so ever.

I once was given a gallon corn oil enema and made to retain it for several hours. The only ill effect from that came from oily skidmarks for three or four days after, but the experience was well worth it.

Alberto,

I know what emollients are in general for skin, but what on Earth do you put in your colon exactly for an emollient enema? And why? Why would it be all absorbed? After how long retaining? Thanks,

Eric

After a quart coffee enema (held for fifteen minutes or so ) , I will do a gallon salt/soda enema that I typically hold for forty five minutes to an hour, or until I ejaculate. Been doing this for close to fifty years, with no kidney, liver, water overload problems what so ever.

I once was given a gallon corn oil enema and made to retain it for several hours. The only ill effect from that came from oily skidmarks for three or four days after, but the experience was well worth it.

What was the purpose of a gallon of corn oil, and who gave it to you? Why so long retained (mine are 30-60 min usually with saline, never oil). Did you enjoy it? Thanks,

Eric

For some reason, oil is hard to hold without leaking, and the anus which can usually differentiate the presence of solid, liquid or gas, often confuses oil with gas, so be careful and never trust what SEEMS TO BE a fart.

One of the three things to remember as you get older... 😁

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvAhyXbLDRU

Ericmason:

The oil was administered as part of a BDSM scene. The Dominatrix made me hold the enema until I ejaculated. As this was a group scene, it took quite a while to achieve orgasm, but it was one of the most enjoyable experiences I've had. The urge to expel gradually diminished to nothing, and as I was not absorbing any water, there was no urgency to urinate.

After the session was over, I did two salt/soda clean outs, but still had a bit of an oil leakage problem for a day or so. As Switchable said, you can't trust a fart for a few days.

Usually 10 minutes. I have gone 20-30 a few times, but was plugged with a tampon

I usually hold 2qts 10-15 mins.