What Happens to Your Sex Toys When You Die?

Hell, look at the age spread here, from 18 to people in their 70's (any octogenarians here?)

Yes, there are a few in the 80+ age group.

Those are the sexy senior citizens!

As for myself and I am sure my wife would agree. Sure it is odd to think about. but We would not care. Anyone that knows us would be like, "yep, They had a great sex life", which we do. Hell, we have videos and pictures on disc's and on flash drives to prove we used every-single-toy we own. Even the huge, ungodly sized ones. Personally I hope it corrupts someones brain and they just randomly start using them.

Good question , i guess my partner will chuck it all out ,or else it gets left till she dies.........then what ??

Some years ago a tv i knew, asked me to dispose of all his paddles and canes, as he didnt want his family to find them if he died, though im not sure why he couldnt have binned them himself ?

Pray that a sink hole opens up under my house while everyones at my funeral. Lol 😃

Isn't the likelihood that you will die BEFORE your mother?

Not likely. But it's a contingency plan. Like a Will, but it's my sex toys. I mean, my mom cant even SAY the word dildo, so seeing her daughter's collection would be horrific for her. (Obviously dont care what my BFF thinks. It would probably be something along the lines of "good on ya")

At Susie's house they will call a moving van and a crane and then have it all delivered to the set of "The View"

At Susie's house they will call a moving van and a crane and then have it all delivered to the set of "The View"

Nope.

My daughters are going to divide it all up.

I posted that earlier in the thread.

I want to be buried with them all, like a pharaoh.

Here's a damper. In Belgium there are quite strict laws governing burial, cremation and bio-biodegradability. There are all kinds of objects you are not allowed to bury and certainly not cremate with a body. All plastics are out of course as are things like synthetic clothing, prosthetic teeth or limbs and a long depressing list of things you wouldn't otherwise think about at first.

So I am betting that sex toys would be refused.

Maybe the best decision might be to hope someone sells them at a flea-market. I am betting they would easily sell ...

Here's a damper. In Belgium there are quite strict laws governing burial, cremation and bio-biodegradability. There are all kinds of objects you are not allowed to bury and certainly not cremate with a body.

I saw a article about a lady that got buried with her convertible Cadillac. They dug a big hole and put the casket on top of it with the top down.. I like the concept being a car guy.

I heard that too.

I heard that too and I heard that they filled the car and him in it with cement to keep people from trying to make off with the car.

I tried to find the facts, the best I could do was this:

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/pennsylvania-man-buried-with-his-beloved-corvette

As an aside on that one, I would much prefer to see someone else enjoy my vette when I am gone. It would be heartbreaking to think of it rotting in the ground next to me. If the dude was a car guy he should have understood the machine was made to be driven!

I was also thinking of the volume of ones sex toy collection. Most of the play doc's and Suzie with her large stash, I think we are more in for a medium sized U Haul rather than a shoebox as far as removing our collections.

I saw a article about a lady that got buried with her convertible Cadillac. They dug a big hole and put the casket on top of it with the top down..

Now that should be an interesting find in a millennium or two from now. Bet future archeologists will have a field day spinning theories about 21st century rituals and beliefs in an afterlife ...

Now that should be an interesting find in a millennium or two from now.

Doubt mankind will be here in a millennium or two!!!

We have no problem there. I would enjoy it when the shockwave chases through the relatives.

Or maybe they say: "Now we know why they always had such a satisfied face." ?

After I am dead and gone, I really do not care what happens to my sex toys and all my kinky stuff! Though, I would like to be able to see the look on their faces when everything was discovered. I can only imagine what a priceless sight that would be . . . .

I can see old friends and next of kin going through the treasure trove. Some of them asking if that is what they think it is, some of them not having a clue what the first group is even talking about, and a few laughing their asses off and perhaps grabbing something from the stainless steel collection.

One word...SURPRISE!

She would be sad but will get my life insurance and estate to help get over it.

This a relevant discussion. I found out today that I have ALS. I will be giving all my toys to O. She has been my O for 22 years. She was 21 when we met and was the personification of O as in "the story of O". To everyone else, she is the daunting Mistress Elle

Not sure.

Wife knows about mine but not how MANY. My dildos I hide in my workshop are in 2 HUGE and heavy tupperware containers, over 150 pounds or so.

I was considering going into the woods with them and burying them and leaving a memory card someplace with a treasure hunt on it

@jhenry922 Man, that is a big collection.

And FWIW I just thought of another smart assed reply to the origional question... Hopefully some intimate family member will remove them from my orifices before the coroner shows up. Perhaps if said impalement was involved in the demise replacing it with a fresh vegetable. Grandma might handle that he choked to death on a cucumber better than he almost had the moby all the way down....

@jhenry922 Man, that is a big collection.

I'd say that is an understatement. I just can not imagine what kind of pile of dongs you have to amass to weigh 150 pounds???!?

Hopefully some intimate family member will remove them from my orifices before the coroner shows up. Perhaps if said impalement was involved in the demise replacing it with a fresh vegetable. Grandma might handle that he choked to death on a cucumber better than he almost had the moby all the way down....

ha ha ha... do you have any kind of vegetable in mind?

Just to be on topic: I never thought what would happen to all my toys... As of now I already have enough problems where to keep them all. Sometimes I have the impression that whenever I open a closet in a bathroom some toy would fall out because there are too many squeezed inside.... If I'm lucky enough to die of old age I guess I'll have to put in my last will what toys go to whom, since there will be quite a fortune in them... 😉 I'd like to imagine the quarrel why someone got that toy and not some other 😉

One last surprize from pawpaw,lol. I'll not have to pay for their therapy. Give em eulogy ideas that will rock the Casbah ;-)

I guess it would be a total surprise to the one who goes through ALL my drawers and closets if my husband and I both died at the same time, the look on their faces would be PRICELESS!!! I think if I outlived him then I would have to entrust my sexual stash to a friend and make sure he/she removes everything after my death, then on the other hand it might be kinda fun to let next of kin go through all my stuff, although I wouldn't want any of that stuff to go to waste and I'm guessing there are a lot of people out there who would love to have some hand-me-down items of a sexual nature...

My collection could fill two or three footlockers. I really don't want it to go to waste, so I'm looking for the right person to will it to.

Are you worried who will stop the newspaper to ? Your dead it just don't matter. Someone told me when you masturbate all your dead relatives are watching,who the fuck are they going to tell ???

I have thought about what would happen if I did pass suddenly. Nobody I know, family or friends, knows of my enema or submissive behavior and I really don’t want them to know without me telling them (highly unlikely). I don’t have many sex toys, but I do have quite a few enema related items (open top bags, tubes, nozzles, inflation devices). Currently I put the items in 22 gallon tall kitchen trash bags and wrap the top portion around the items. This basically seals them it so nothing gets in. The package is flat and I put them under some insulation in the crawl space (attic). I figure nobody will look there if I’m not around anymore. The items are easily retrievable for my own use, but not real obvious or in the open if someone was snooping around (my home, but I have some family staying with me) or some maintenance is being done at the house. Others don’t like going up to the crawl space even though I put down some plywood for moving around and storage. It’s just uncomfortable not being able to stand up and a bit stuffy and dark up there. And if they do find my stash, hey, I’m a humiliation sub.

They will go with me.