Men: Penis size?

Just another male-female perspective difference @anng.

Use the metric system and such mistakes won't occur. Do you think people outside the US understand the archaic abbreviations used for inches or feet? ' or " ? It is asking for misunderstandings and typos.

Not quite as bad, but over here even people who are somewhat metric-using sometimes get deci and deka confused. There are a few other prefixes that sometimes people are a bit unsure of as well.

I hate to be picky but " and ' are SYMBOLS for inches and feet respectively. They are not abbreviations.

In the same manner, kg and m are SYMBOLS for kilogram and meter in the SI. They are not abbreviations either.

You can look that up.

Symbols or abbreviations ... whatever. Members here know perfectly well what is meant without having to look it up ...

Did you guys use a micrometer?

1.7 FEET in girth? 😁 😁 😁

@SwitchableSusie - I meant 1.7 inch WIDE, mistaken with GIRTH, girth is circumference , I just measured how wide it is , and yes I got a brand new micrometer for this 😃 JK used a ruler

You guys do sound like a junior high locker room. Who actually takes the time to measure length or girth - more important to me as a female is does it do the job when it needs to? Do not waste your time measuring or comparing!

@anng - honestly I literally did it when i saw this thread at work , my coworker didn't understand why i was holding a ruler under my desk 😃 just kidding

and ohh it works so far , haven't had much complaints so far , I hear you size doesn't matter as long as you know what you're doping but that's not what most women say , they say a bigger penis fills them and gets them to orgasm faster and it hits that wall which makes them feel good , a mans got to know how big he is , trust me every man measures 😃

6 inches erect with a BIRTH of 5 and 1/4 inches

I am glad to hear that a penis can, in fact, have a BIRTH!

Anng: I did not measure it until I read about dimensions and I was curious to check whether my wife's opinion that I was on the thick side was correct.

a mans got to know how big he is , trust me every man measures 😃

So good to know you guys are measuring - just a suggestion that you all use the same unit of measurement! 😃 I am sure there must be some universal medical tool for this. In the mean time here is one article for reference. ( I am sure there are others out there!: )

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php

@SwitchableSusie - I meant 1.7 inch WIDE, mistaken with GIRTH, girth is circumference , I just measured how wide it is , and yes I got a brand new micrometer for this 😃 JK used a ruler

OK, you measured width/diameter of your penis not the girth/circumference. I am happy for your wife it was diameter because even 1.7 inches in girth would be only 0.54 inches in diameter. Mighty tiny.

QUESTION for CooolDave:

When you measured the width of your penis, was the ruler ABOVE your penis or BELOW your penis when you made the measurement?

QUESTION for CooolDave:

When you measured the width of your penis, was the ruler ABOVE your penis or BELOW your penis when you made the measurement?

@SwitchableSusie - I measured it holding the ruler ABOVE my penis in erect state , is that the correct way to measure ?

I'm about 8.5 inches long when erect.

I am I the only who notices his erect penis having various lengths? Mine is on average 8.5 inches but give or take a little.

I am glad to hear that a penis can, in fact, have a BIRTH!

Anyone who has not been the victim of a hastily typed typo or of an insidious auto-correct has my official permission to throw the first stone.

6 inches erect with a BIRTH of 5 and 1/4 inches

I am glad to hear that a penis can, in fact, have a BIRTH!

WHY are you surprised?

That's how the little homunculi get transferred from the father to the mother

I measured my husband's penis last night and we used cosmological units, and yes, they are metric.

His penis measures very close to 5360 zeptoparsecs.

Yeah, I know, three significant digits is a bit much for a penis measurement, but we used X-Ray Laser Refractometry to locate the exact base to tip distance. 😎

@SwitchableSusie said

QUESTION for CooolDave:

When you measured the width of your penis, was the ruler ABOVE your penis or BELOW your penis when you made the measurement?

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@CooolDave said

@SwitchableSusie - I measured it holding the ruler ABOVE my penis in erect state , is that the correct way to measure ?

Holding the ruler above your penis gives you a smaller measurement than actual, and holding the ruler below your penis gives a larger than actual measurement due to the effects of perspective when reading the ruler.

Holding your penis at a constant distance from your eye and taking careful measurements above and below your penis, then averaging them will give the best approximation without using a boley gauge to measure your penis width/diameter.

I'm really glad I read my Halliday and Resnick when I was in college! Knowing physics has always come in handy. 😎

I measured my husband's penis last night and we used cosmological units, and yes, they are metric.

His penis measures very close to 5360 zeptoparsecs.

Yeah, I know, three significant digits is a bit much for a penis measurement, but we used X-Ray Laser Refractometry to locate the exact base to tip distance. 😎

I only measure mine in tongue lengths!

I only measure mine in tongue lengths!

EXCELLENT!

Is that the length from the epiglottis to the tip, the circumvalate line to the tip or the amount extendable from the lips?

How about Smoots

My wife measured mine. My erect penis is 6.2 inches and has an erect girth of 5.6 inches. According to https://calcsd.netlify.com, my erect length is in the 82 percentile and my girth is in the 98 percentile.

I measured my husband's penis last night and we used cosmological units, and yes, they are metric.

His penis measures very close to 5360 zeptoparsecs.

@switchablesusie Does that mean his penis can do the Kessel Run faster or slower than Han Solo in the Millennium Falcon??

How many Smoots is that?

My erect penis is 8.5 inches long and has an erect girth of 6 inches.

I want to say 15 inches ( just a dream ) but there is no place for a 15 inches penis in my trousers.

The reality is near 6 inches.

My GF Carla thinks that all that matters is what is what is doing its it and really size is not much of f a matter of size.

I'm 7 inches when soft, exactly mine inches when hard.

Truly never have put a tape measure to my penis. I guess I’ll have to at some point now. I’ve asked my wife in the past what she thought about my cock size. Her response was and still is, “it’s perfect.”

Anyone used the iPhones measuring app for this? How well did it come out?

I'm usually about 7.8 long on top with a soft tape bone pressed and 5.5" thick mid shaft, thicker at the base and thinner just under the head... i'm a little bit shorter with a wood ruler on top since my erection curves up. happy to show off some measured pictures to anyone that would like to evaluate my size and tell me what you think I measure.

Asking a guy how big his penis measures is like asking a bank robber how many banks he robbed.

Big enough so I never got dumped by a gal because my smaller head couldn't satisfy her needs.

Asking a guy how big his penis measures is like asking a bank robber how many banks he robbed.

4700 bank robberies here. ?

About 40 years ago, l had a girlfriend who was really into medfet. One day, during one of those medfet sessions, me naked, Christine with her clothes on, after stething me for quite a while, she asked me to turn over. She then parted my buttchecks and deftly inserted a thermometer deep into my rectum. Then, with her thermometer stuck in my ass, she asked to turn over again. As I was facing her with a fullsize erection, standing in front of her smiling on her seat, she produced a mesuring tape and took my penis lengh. ''17 centimeters, not bad'' she commented. ( 6.8 inches).

Also a long time ago, I had an interesting conversation on the subjet with an open minded female friend ( not a girlfriend unfortunately) who had spent several years in US universities . She said statistics show that American guys, especialy black, have longer penises than European. She mentionned that an American female friend of her once told her: ''I want a guy with a double 6'' and explained she meant: 6 feet tall and a 6 inches erect penis .