A stick and the garden hose.

I feel the need to write about this.

Like I've said elsewhere here, I'm always horny. But then there's these extreme horny moments where I get so turned on by the idea of doing something naughty or kinky. That's where my fetishes all come in to play. So this one time I was home for summer break from college. Everyone was working, no one home. Residential neighborhood with a decent yard at my parents home. I was horny and got the idea to go outside with just a long tshirt on, no panties, and spray my pussy with the water from the garden hose to masturbate. There are neighbor houses all around but a fence, so whatever. So horny. First, I got so wet with just the idea, then going outside with my pussy and ass exposed to the air got me even more wet. I turned the garden hose one, took the spray thingy and sat against a tree, checked my surroundings, and spread my legs wide. I felt the grass against my open pussy and ass. The water was running and I turned it against my open pussy, the cold water feeling amazing. Then I put the spray thing on and played with the different spray settings. I liked the hardest spray of course, and let the water hit my clit hard. It felt freaking amazing. I pointed it at my pussy hole and let it fill up. It was too much sensation. I saw a smooth twig, small like the size of a thermometer. I couldn't help myself - I leaned back a little more and pushed the stick up my ass, pretending it was a rectal thermometer, then started cumming with the water spray full force against my clit. I wanted to put the whole hose without the sprayer up my pussy and let it slowly fill, I fantasized while cumming about sticking that garden hose all the way up my ass and releasing the water right there. I calmed down from my cum and pulled the stick out of my ass. Before I went inside I squatted, spread my sore lips wide, and peed right there before. I hosed my pussy down again, going in the house dripping and swollen.

Sounds like you had an amazing time. You need to get a detachable shower head that pulsates.

Garden hoses can be fun.

I was in my back yard one day, felt particularly naughty, and put the hose right up to my ass opening. Very cold, and filled me up really quickly. I had an orgasm as I was filling. My belly well distended, my thought was to waddle into my bathroom, and then 'Oh hell, in for a penny, in for a pound' and I expelled rather forcefully onto my lawn.

Not my usual thing, but a fun one-off.

I have had a swimming pool for the last 25 years or so. One day I was hanging onto the side of the pool, with my back to the wall and the return line was spraying a 1 1/2" stream of water on my back. I got the idea to raise up a bit and shot the water straight at my asshole. The water was going thru my suit and slightly filling up my ass. Well, this very quickly led to attaching several fittings to the outlet so I could get the water jet lower into the pool. This way I could pull down my suit and shoot the water straight at my ass. with the outlet about 3-4 inches from my ass, it causes my entire ass to flare open and fill with water. An amazing feeling to say the least!

Remind me NEVER to go into your pool.

Did you ever forcefully spray water from the kitchen faucet into a glass?

Did some of the water spray out of the glass into your face?

The same thing happens with your ass in the pool.

You shoot contaminated fecal water into your pool.

People have mentioned the same activity in their hot tubs here.

DON'T DO IT. GET YOUR BAG AND TAKE AN ENEMA.

@deepbreaths wow what a story , wish I am one of your neighbor to witness that ?❤️.

Small twig could be dangerous if It snapped when you push up you ass!!

If you think for a second there is no bacteria in a swimming pool, you are severely mistaken. Every ass that goes in the pool has fecal matter on it that gets washed off into the pool. Thats why they make a sanitizer for this exact reason.

Remind me NEVER to go into your pool.

Did you ever forcefully spray water from the kitchen faucet into a glass?

Did some of the water spray out of the glass into your face?

The same thing happens with your ass in the pool.

You shoot contaminated fecal water into your pool.

People have mentioned the same activity in their hot tubs here.

DON'T DO IT. GET YOUR BAG AND TAKE AN ENEMA.[/quote]

Appears the “I have swimming pool” post was deleted, leaving the replies hanging. So returning to the first post - Wow! It is hot😈 why can't any of my women neighbors try that!