Creating DIY anal toys

Today I wrote in another discussion how I would create a dart that can be thrown at someones butthole and slide in if you hit right in the middle. The idea was also to have the dart dipped in some spicy sauce like tabasco (depending on personal taste) to have a funny competitive dart game that makes every hit a punishment as well. In general I like to create odd toys for the butt. Does anyone else try to invent new and weird anal toys or devices or whatever? Any creative nerds with similar hobbies?

Your dart game sound pretty dangerous to me. Denise

The dart would have a rounded tip like a thermometer. Should not be to thin, not too heavy and have a point where it is stopped to not go in too deeply. I am quite careful about threats to health in anal play but I do think the way I would (or will ) create it it is not supposed to be dangerous.

The dart would have a rounded tip like a thermometer. Should not be to thin, not too heavy and have a point where it is stopped to not go in too deeply.

Sorry, I just don't think that would work at all. Even just going in 3/4" at the wrong angle could cause damage and pain. Plus it actually takes quite a bit of pressure to open the anus - more than you realize (I built fucking machines and found that out), so the 'dart' would need to be thrown quite hard. IMO I don't see this as a good idea.

However, what about ring toss? (I know they sell these in sex shops, but making your own is more fun) Take a plug, drill a hole in the end and put a 12" dowel inside and then get your ass up in the air!

Or.. open your hole with an anal speculum, or a plastic funnel. Then get your ass up and let others try to toss marbles or jelly beans into you.

This really sounds like an episode of MTV's , Jackass ! Wow lol

For the ring toss, you can always use onion rings. They work nicely after you get the stick in the butt, but, if you are three sheets to the wind, be very, very careful slicing the onion!!

Thanks for all of your responses!

I really understand everyones objections and worries. So please let me explain a bit more elaborately:

When it comes to my thinking why this would totally work it really all boils down to the precise specifications and some little details. A while ago someone asked me if i could build a gun that allows you to shoot a suppository at the rectum from a distance and have it even go in. In this case it was very clear that this is not doable because an object as light as a suppository would have to travel at tremendous speed to sustain movement when entering. And even a little suppository would probably rip through flesh at that speed. A tiny dart or arrow made of metal would sustain movement and direction at a quite low speed. Of course you do not throw something like that at the anus like crazy. Just dropping it from one meter hight would provide enough momentum if it has the very right weight. But of course you would need to lube the anus a bit before and this will only go in if you hit right in the middle. As I said the tip needs to be round. Next thing you need is some kind of shield around the shaft that stops the motion once the tip of the dart has entered the anus may be half a finger deep. Behind the shield you need the fins to maintain direction.

I think if I could post a picture of that object it would be quite self explaining. I could easily make a sketch or just build it and take a photo but unfortunately my type of membership does not allow me to post pictures yet (I need more points from what I understand). That is too bad because actually I would love to post more pictures of toys that I crafted over the years.

Anyway I think i just have to craft that thing and find anybody willing to use it on me. Then I will report. And please no worries, I will make absolutely sure i do not get hurt!

Anyone up for a bet if it works? ;-)

@chrizschwarzwal Well, if you stay active here, you will soon have the points to post pics. I still don't think the physics of this works out, but good luck trying and let us know (honestly) how it goes!

@CJ1999

Yes, I will let you know as soon as I assembled it and have someone throwing it at me!

I love the butt plug dart idea. Anne Rice wrote a very juicy novel back in the 80s titled ‘Exit to Eden’, which contained perhaps the first published account of a butt plug dart game. One of the novel’s main characters was a 30-something businessman who signed up to be a sex slave at a sex resort for the ultra-rich on a remote tropical island. In one chapter, his assigned dominatrix and trainer, a member of the resort staff, took him naked and bound to the resort’s ‘Sex Arcade’ to serve as one of the human components in various arcade amusements.

My favorite ‘Sex-Arcade’ amusement was the ‘Butt-Plug-Dart Booth.’ The well-dressed wealthy guests of the sex resort lined up to throw butt plug darts at resort slaves forced to serve as human targets. A dozen or so naked slaves, both male and female, were strapped down to a rotating turntable on all fours in a way that kept their knees close to their chests, their heads low, and their butts high. The slaves were positioned butt to butt with their heads together in the middle of the turntable and their butts facing outward. They all had colorful concentric rings, just like an archery target, painted on their butts. About 15 feet behind the booth’s counter, the targets moved slowly form left to right, an endless parade of yellow bullseyes painted on the slave butts, each with a brightly painted yellow anus in its middle. Each game player walked up to the counter and received a tray of 10 well lubed butt plug, a smaller weighted version of those soft football-shaped toys made of plastic foam that have a shaft with fins connected to one end.

The resort guests really enjoyed watching and playing ‘Butt-Plug Darts.’ Every time a dart hit a slave’s butt, a microphone connected to a PA system picked up the sound of the thud, pop, or slap it made. When a dart just missed the center of a slave’s yellow bullseye, his or her butt often reacted by jerking, twitching or clinching and the crowd ‘ooooh-ed.’ It took a perfect throw to stick a dart in the middle of a slave’s yellow bullseye. The crowd loved the reaction of the suddenly impaled slave. The slave grunted or squealed loudly over the PA system, and the slave’s butt squirmed and shook around for a few seconds, almost as if trying to shake out the butt plug dart. After every ‘stick’, the crowd went wild.

Make a but plug with ginger, it can cause a strange feeling, you can cum quickly

It looks like I can finally post pictures due to being a bonus member now:-) Unfortunately all I am missing right now is a camera because I do not want pics of sex toys on my personal smart phone. But that can be fixed quickly.

Therefore I will soon start posting pictures of all the toys I made over time. I also created the dart already but had nobody throwing it at me yet. The fins work but do not look as nice as I hoped. May be I will redo them before taking a pic.

Looking forward to this:-)

To everyone who was interested in actually seeing the anal darts.

I made two different versions and uploaded a pic of them into my gallery. They are not tested yet because I have a hard time throwing them at myself!

Since I have some DIY anal toys in my gallery anyway I thought it might be an interesting challenge if anyone here told me some idea for a toy (whatever idea means in that context) and I try to come up with something and put it in my gallery so you can see it. Just tell me what it is supposed to do, look like, consist of...whatever you come up with! Anyone interested in trying this?

I have a lathe that I sometimes play with. I have made my wife a very nice dildo, and I'm going to make a few more butt plugs and anal dildos soon. I don't go over 1.5" dia. we both like it long and skinny. After the plug is made, I dip it in an epoxy resin to seal the wood and make it super smooth. They are nice, but tooooo stiff. I like silicone plugs because they have a little give and flex. My homemade ones are inexpensive though, and I can make any shape I want. I'm no good at making enema nozzles, though. I can never get that hole just right, unless it's a short one that I can take one run with the drill bit.

@elifer

I envie you for being able to work with a lathe! It's a great thing. But I also understand you saying that wooden dildos and plugs are kind of stiff. I have one wooden plug I once made and really like the shape. But I wished it was just a little bit flexible.

I think the ring toss is a great idea you can use just about anything

I have used various types of pens; markers and fountain pens. With one sub I inserted the blunt end of a stick pen, well greased with hand lotion.

Im thinking a medium funnel attached to a hollow plug and using hot tamales (the mike and ike candy) rolled into a ball as ammo. You will know within 2- 3 seconds of a hit.

I've played with various items but never thought of "creating" my own. The dart game sounds like it could be fun. Neat topic.

@ chrizschwarzwal - I'll be interested to read your narrative of your first dart experience. Especially how you "enjoy" that first dart that is aimed high and pounds into your scrotum! LOL! I agree with the majority here: it's a bad idea.

@Wondering

What Items have you been playing with?

@Soapy4me

Have you seen the pictures of the Item? It is really not a great weapon. I did not test it yet because I can not throw it at my own butt but I threw it through the air and against several body parts of mine to feel the impact. It has probably enough force to penetrate a lubed anus but really not much more. The reason for this is: I created it this way with all the potential errors in mind ;-)

I have had a few homemade toys over the years. Right now I have plastic tube shaped like a laboratory test tube that I bought a cigar in years ago. It's about six inches long and the diameter of my thumb. I drilled a hole in the open end, and glued a plastic pipe fitting on the open end using a waterproof acrylic cement. I use it in the shower for a quick douche to feel completely clean after a shower.

I also found a wooden bat shaped toy that works good for massaging my prostate. It's about seven inches long, and a little fatter than my thumb at the rounded insertion end. The shaft becomes thinner as it gets toward the other end where it ends like a baseball bat. I had this for years, and use it with petroleum jelly to help keep it smooth and protected.

I also have my small collection of brushes with perfect shaped handles that are also great for a prostate milking after a douche.

I just cast a plug consisting of agar-agar. I formed a mold with aluminum wrap that I put around a real plug and then removed the plug. Since it was a rubber plug it had quite some adhesion to the aluminum wrap and was not that easy to pull out so in case you try and have a plug that is less adhesive I recommend using that one. Anyway since I made that plug with the purpose of giving it a spicy burn in the butt I mixed in as much wasabi as possible...about half the amount of agar agar so I had a 2:1 powder mix.

The plugs came out with a good shape and it worked in general. But I put some of the hardened material (was similar consistence like jelly bears) in my mouth and first just kept it in there for a while and then started even chewing it. Unfortunately it was not spicy at all, I could not even tell there was any wasabi in it. So I guess if it is spicy hot in the mouth it will not be in the butt. But I wonder why in this form the wasabi does not work at all. Too bad, this would have been an interesting new toy.

A couple of years ago I got very creative, I shaped a carrot into a slightly curved penis shape and hollowed out the centre. I deconstructed my electric toothbrush and made a vibrator. The carrot was the perfect size and shape for my bottom and I’d a super anal orgasm.

Best DIY toy was carrot dildo. Carved then warmed in hot water. Could feel the gentle heat when fucking myself but it remained firm and stiff. Probably the closest I’ll ever have to a real cock in my bottom.

Several wooden toys that work and feel fantastic in my ass!

I created a fucking machine with a drill motor whose speed is controlled by rheostats and potentiometers. It turns gears which allow a shaft that has a dildo on the end to alternate forward and reverse.

What about the good old Sharpie texta pen. These days they are made in 3 sizes & make for a nice fit

They can also be converted to a pretty stylish Enema nozzle using a little creativity

They (Medium Sharpie) can also substitute as a rectal stimulator / rigid dildo

Helloooo @gibby 😜