This thread reminds me of the incident which caused my mother to stop taking my rectal temperature.
The year was1964. I was 12 years old. During the Christmas holiday, I had developped some kind of cold and one day, in the evening, my mother decided to take my rectal temperature. She was.nice and gentle as allways and she kept her hands on my buttocks as the thermometer registered. I enjoyed this moment of intimacy with my mother and I must I liked more and more the feeling of the thermometer penetrating my rectum. My mother told me my temperature was 38.0 and that she would check it again the next morning. And so she did. Then she told me my temperature was 38,0 again and she informed me she would call the doctor.
The doctor came a few hours later. He asked my mother what my temperature was. She answered: 38,5 yesterday evening and 38.5 this morning. I was astonished to realize that my mother had been lying to me about the thermometer reading. I did not say anithing as long as the doctor was present, but as soon as he left , I complained to my mother with anger: ‘’ Why have you lied to me about m'y temperature ?" She answered:: "I did not want you to worry, my little boy". I said: '' you have lied to me, you treat me like a baby, I cannot trust you, I hate you'' and I bursted into tears as my mother left my room.
Later in the dqy, both my mother and my father came to my room. My father said: " you made your mother cry about your temperature reading , we have discused the situation and we have come to the conclusion that may be you were just too old to have your temperature taken by your mother. So we have decided that from now on, you will be in charge of taking your own temperature'' and he gave me a brand new thermometer which I would keep in my bedsiide table
I quickly started to use this thermometer and not only when I was sick. A few months later, I discovered masturbation and I realised it felt so much better with a thermometer up my ass.
I am still thankfull to my parents for their open minded attitude.