How fast can you take an enema?

Now this sounds like a good contest for an E-Fest!

I was told by Anika Sondholm that some of the models in The Collectors video did get together for enema play outside of the "studio." One of the things that came up was seeing who could take two quarts the fastest. While it was non-scientific the same bag and quantities were used by the participants.

According to Anika, she won the contests, but what they didn't do was time how long it took to empty the bag with no one on the receiving end.

Anika and I tried this one afternoon when we were playing, she won hands down, beating me by a close to a minute, and she emptied the bag in just a few seconds more than free flow.

By using the E-Z-EM super setup with the 1/2" tube I was able to fill solo once when I had temperature and pressure just right in about 10'seconds more than free flow, which is quite a feeling. Nothing I want to do every time, but once in a while a turn on.

Curious as to what others have experienced.

On the other hand, many years ago, I inserted a colon tube to the sigmoid, taped in place and started a drip. I had used some plastic sheeting and towels on the bed and proceeded to fall asleep. The slow rate was such that it took nearly two hours to empty the bag. I slept several hours before I woke with a nice full feeling, and even went back to sleep for a while. It was my bladder that finally got me up, I had absorbed a lot of water. Overall it was a good release, but left me very aroused and desirous of a couple of regular enemas.

The HOW FAST can you take an enema could be dangerous without a few parameters of safety, the most important one being beg height above the person's anus. Water from a faucet doesn't count because full flow from a faucet could easily rupture a colon.

You don't say what bag you were using. I will tell you the newer (less than ten years old) Klystra bags have a supplied hose barb that acts as a reducer because it will accept a good sized hose, but has a narrow internal bore. The older bags had no such hose barb reducer and my husband has removed the reducing barb from our newer Klystra bags and replaced them with nylon hose 7/16" ID and 9/16" OD diameters. We just hook a 7/16"ID hose to the custom nylon hose barb and the water flows like there's no tomorrow.

With our bag hung so the BOTTOM of the bag is five feet off the floor the bag when filled to the very top (9 pints) will empty in 27 seconds.

Obviously, the bag will empty faster into a cleaned out colon faster than one packed with feces. The fastest I ever took my 2 1/2 quarts (my preferred volume) was 20 seconds.

My husband has taken 3 1/2 quarts in 26 seconds into a clean colon. Yes, we do use s stop watch (iPhone) to keep records on certain statistics!

Neither of us is a volume queen/king.

My fastest times are with my four liter clear Klystra bag and 3/8" clear ribbed tubing attached to a 24 inch fr34 colon tube. I fill the bag with cool water and take the enema while kneeling in the shower. My best measured time is still only 34 seconds. You win!

Electra

You need a wider tube! With a half inch ID tube going straight in--NO NOZZLE to slow the flow and you won't believe how fast you will fill up once cleaned out.

Usually we use a 3/8" ID hose because it is lighter weight, more flexible and easier to maneuver with and speed isn't our main concern--the number of orgasms I can have is much more interesting and exciting for me.

I am not so concerned with how fast.

For an enema to be thorough effective and not overly uncomfortable takes a certain amount of time

When take an enema I am in the frame f mind that the enema itself is a means to an end, Rushing is a bad idea

When I get in position I just lie there for a moment before even taking the hose in m hand. Then I take one quick look at the enema bag hanging from the ceiling, look away and only then insert the applicator Once I am certain the applicator is in , and is positioned correctly inside me I take a couple of minutes to relax and make sure I'm in the right frame of mind.

I plan the enema for a flow on the first round of about a quart per minute. I find that to be just about the ideal flow rate. On most bags that means hanging the bag between 3 and 4 ft above where my rectum is when I'm in position.

Then the "ride" begins and it normally lasts 15 minutes

Less than 15 minutes and the enema does not reach the whole large intestine. More than 15 minutes and too much water is absorbed into the bloodstream through the wall of the intestine, It can cause cardiac arrest, kidney problems and other problems

I have never timed it, but maybe 5 minutes is the fastest. I would prefer, not to go too fast as 10-15 minutes is pleasurable and more effective.

Slow and steady wins the race.

New idea--never timed it. I do set a timer once the bag has emptied its 2 to 3 qt contents. I usually set the timer for 20 minutes but the first 8 minutes are the most intense. I use a tsp of salt per qt of water to keep my electrolytes sort of in balance.

Why would anyone want to take a fast enema? Only reason I see for this is real constipation but you have no time. Taking a fast enema is the last thing I want to do. I don't see any reason for this. It just causes cramps. I never time my enemas.

It might only take me about 2 extra minutes to warm the water, fill the bulb syringe, and have a quickie enema to empty my rectum. These quickies can be most helpful at times. They also help mitigate any issues with hemorrhoids or dry stools.

It's not my preferred way to enjoy an enema, but effective and efficient nonetheless!

Why would anyone want to take a fast enema? Only reason I see for this is real constipation but you have no time. Taking a fast enema is the last thing I want to do. I don't see any reason for this. It just causes cramps. I never time my enemas.

When I'm really constipated I have to take my enema slower if I'm taking any real volume (other option is a quick squirt of about half a cup to a cup to clear out the rectum, and that can be faster, but the second enema still can't be super fast because of the junk in the sigmoid). Take it too fast and it's really uncomfortable as the water tries to move around the shit and sometimes pushes it further up (or at least that's what it feels like).

I will take a pretty fast enema for the rinse if my bowels are cooperating and I need/want to be somewhere else. Yes, I know you don't absolutely "need" a rinse, but it seems that I'm taking a fair amount of enemas so it's nice to rinse the soap out. I also find the second enema does still get a significant amount of stuff out unless I do a really strong soapsuds, Mayo, bisacodyl or similar solution, and even then a very warm tapwater enema helps to settle things down.

Anyway, back to speed - I hang it high and get into knee-chest, click the clamp open and suck 2-3 quarts down in under 2 minutes, usually closer to one. The rapid distension often leads to a rapid and smooth expulsion, and I'm on my way with a happy belly, much happier than if I had skipped the enemas.

It has been a long time since I timed this sort of thing but sometimes it's pretty fast especially with a siphon filled bag hanging very high up on the shower curtain rod.

I can do it in 10 minutes, which is twice as long at it took Mom to empty the enema can into me starting at age 4. Her philosophy was just get it over with, but it was enough soapy water to cause me to expel twice it two minutes.

If the flow of the enema depends on gravity only, i.e. no in-line-bulb and no Higginson, the flow only depends on the height of the bag and the smallest inner diameter the water has to pass. So, with a wide nozzle as used for Barium enemas, I have no problem to get 2 quarts into my intestines within less than 1 minute.

Pretty fast, but why would I want to? 😃

While I can understand being curious about how fast, who is the fastest, and so on, I remember the slogan that was popular on this site a couple of years ago---It is an enema, not a race.

hankb

If I take it too fast I get cramps and it stops flowing until the cramp subsides. I don't know how anyone can take 2-3 quarts in under a minute but it's apparently not unheard of.

Pretty fast if I hand a siphon filled bag very high and never close the clamp. Although I used to do this almost always more recently I enjoy filling up slower and taking longer

I suppose that if the flow were high enough, it might be possible to fill the colon before cramps set in.

Many here have posted their statistics for speed and volume of an enema. Knowing that my partner is a man of detail, I planned a potentially speedy enema for him to have to take after I tied him up.

First, however, I had him bent over my poster bed, legs spread and tied and his hands secured to the front of the bed. On the bed I had a series of items and nozzles with which to tease his sphincter. On the canopy there was an empty bag hanging with no nozzle, but a 2 quart and a one gallon pitcher on the nightstand.

I started, seated behind him, by enjoying his lovely anus at eye level. Kissing, licking and probing his ass, balls with my tongue, his cock with my hands. I did this in silence so he could concentrate only on my touch and his invasion. Next I began very slowly using tiny dilators while I watched his sphincter pucker and relax, reacting to my touch (very hot, btw!). Eventually there were a few dirty dilators, which I knew there would be. All the more reason for the enema.

Now, he knew I was looking up 'resources' on zity, and probably thought it was a recipe. But then I reminded him of the speedy enema and how he was getting 2 quarts first, wide open, wide boar, with a timer. Of course, he reminded me that those stats were on 'clean' colons and his position was not the best for a speedy enema, lol!!! He wasn't trying to avoid the enema, he wanted to have a good speed. Such a cute energy. Naturally he was right, leaking after a minute and only half a quart, I had to let him up.

Penalty for leaking was another no stop enema, but this time tied on his back, Torpedo nozzle colon tube (big!) inserted. Oh, and I sucked his cock ever so gladly, and made him finish the rest of the enema even after he came.

To say this made ME wet was an understatement !

Never timed it. Most of the time it has to be slow to take a full quart or two. Every once in a while the whole two quarts will flow in with no problems . . . blissful.

I take usually an enema in 15mn.

As some people want to go fast in this topic, I tried with a larger tube ( 10 mm inside diameter)

I take 4 quarts in 50 s.

Why try to go fast with an enema? Every day life needs to be quick with all our activities. But we also need to relax, and a good enema is one of the best way I know; but for it to be good, you really need time to enjoy it

It's not about how fast I CAN!

It's about how fast I SHOULD!!

I usually take about a quart per minute That's a good pace Fast enough that there is a distinct injection and retention but not so fast as to make the injection harder than it needs to be

I usually take about a quart per minute

I think it's quite fast pace. In my case, it usually takes 4 minutes a quart standing upright from the irrigator at my head level. So it takes 20 minutes for 5 quarts. But since the pace of the last quart tends to become slower, I need to crouch down to raise the water pressure.

I could get 2 quarts within 10 seconds with a special set up long ago. It might not be categorized into enema any longer though.

Slow is how I like the flow. Relaxing and comfortable. No need to race through a bag full.

Sometimes it's a matter of what I crave...a fast quick fill that hits like a ton of bricks or the slow, almost imperceptible trickle.

Fast always means fast around here. I hang the bag at the top of our shower enclosure which is a good six feet above the floor. As I grab the clamp to release the torrent of water into my bowels, I take a deep breath and then...here it comes! As the water floods my gut, it instinctively begins to react to repel the invasion. And my gut usually wins hands down! The enema is over in less than a minute and the bag has only drained a fourth of its capacity.

However, the slow, relaxing and sensuous enema is the kind I enjoy 95% of the time. As someone once opined, " it's an enema, not a race". Taking that advice to heart has led to many hours of enema bliss. A 7-10 minute fill coupled with a 15-20 minute hold time always results a thorough and enjoyable session that almost always ends in "additional benefits".

Have fun and play safe...even if it takes a while longer!

Deb

@debgurl,

Thanks for your post. I have an attached hose to my shower and I find it works rather well cleaning things out. I also find that I need to expel quite rapidly after filling up. At times I'm ordered to give myself an enema and diaper up. Unless she also orders me to plug up I can barely get it on and water is already expelling. Perhaps I'll try slowing down the introduction of water.

I like a 2 QT one in 10 to 15 minutes but the best are 3 QT ones in 15 minutes or more. So as others have stated I like to enjoy myself and take them slow.

Fastest near comfortable? Timed a 4 quart knee chest rinse at 2 mins 15 sec. Probably could go faster, but would be less comfy. My usual 3 quart rinse when I'm trying to move along is probably 1:30.

First ones slower, if I'm not pressed for time they are also slower, but when I just need to get the job done I go for speed. Don't know why I pushed to 4 this time.

Have never turned an enema session into a race ... the pleasure of a properly administered enema is slow and easy ... the pleasure is in enjoying the flow of the warm liquid ... my hubby once administered a two-quart enema to me over a period of 15 minutes ... no, he just didn't stand there and wait for the bag of liquid to drip into me ... there was so much more to do ... these slow and easy session are always the most sexually enjoyable times ... he enjoys receiving the same way.