Constant Cravings

@Dahiana

It is the kids' "bat shit crazy grandmother" who should be getting me something for allowing her to babysit her grandchildren.

As a grandmother - that's not how this shit works. 😈

Anyone here seen the overnight?

It sounds as if the two of you are moving in a positive direction. Don't squander what you've already been able to accomplish. There are so many solo players around that would love to be in a similar situation. Just don't let too much of a good thing become a hindrance. Open the playbook and take some shots downfield. Most importantly, keep it safe and sane!

@Dahiana

The only thing with all of these enemas he's been giving me, is that we are having to read up on keeping all of those enemas from playing havoc with my system.

When my husband started giving me enemas he was pretty much like your husband in that he couldn't get enough of it. 😉 But in time the new wore off and the enemas became less frequent but still very much a part of who we are becoming as a couple. It's like with a new toy, we have a Sybian that is fairly new to us both. When we first got it I was on it every single day and sometimes two and three times a day. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing and my Sybian is no different and neither are enemas.

Don't get me wrong @Dahiana we are still very much into enemas, especially him giving them to me, and we do them at the very least once a week. And the Sybian is far from sitting at the side of the bed unused. 😉 Maybe not ever single day but it isn't going to gather any dust, let me tell you.

I think the thing I value the most about my own exploration and that of my husband, and some very close friends, is that our sexual outlets are there for us when we want them. I sometimes may not be in the mood for some sex but when my husband approaches me and even hints, then I'm good for it. Same way with when I get a feeling and want to act on it with him and maybe he isn't really in the mood, he will see what he can do to 'help me out.' 😉 I do have to realize that with my husband or any guy, that sometimes things don't just happen on demand and might take a little persuasion, so if I approach him then I have to be ready to invest a little more of me to get what I want.

Both my husband and I know that if either of us 'wants it on demand' we have to be willing to 'give it on demand'. But we also have to respect each other's outside commitments like work or something and try to 'time it right' for each other. It all seems to even out and I personally like having my husband just come up and put his hands down the back of my skirt or pants 'just for the heck of it' and let me know he is having impure thoughts about me. 😉 😈

It takes awhile to find a balance and we still haven't found ours yet, but it's a lot better this way and I'm more in tune with his wicked little thought processes now more than ever. He's a real pervert. 😈 🌹 So are some of our friends. 😉

It all seems to even out and I personally like having my husband just come up and put his hands down the back of my skirt or pants 'just for the heck of it' and let me know he is having impure thoughts about me. 😉 😈

Yeah @Ms_Lila I get that. A lot of the time I just wear a bikini around the house and there are reasons. It is good to show my husband a lot of skin, that is a good reason. He can come up behind me and put his hand down the back of my bottoms to hold and squeeze my bum. Or he can reach around and cup my boobs outside my top or he can easily cup my boobs bare if he wants. If I kiss him and I am facing him his hand can wander down the front through my fur and feel how wet I am getting, and his finger finds my hole. The naughty boy. 😈 😜 😈 😜 😈 😜

@Amethyst said

....... He can come up behind me and put his hand down the back of my bottoms to hold and squeeze my bum. Or he can reach around and cup my boobs outside my top or he can easily cup my boobs bare if he wants. If I kiss him and I am facing him his hand can wander down the front through my fur and feel how wet I am getting, and his finger finds my hole. The naughty boy. 😈 😜 😈 😜 😈 😜

I don't hear you complaining at the time about what this naughty boy is doing. 😁 😁 😁 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹

Hey, you two.

That's disgusting.

GET A ROOM. 😁 😁 😁

Hey, you two.

That's disgusting.

GET A ROOM. 😁 😁 😁

We did. I was prompted to test both nipples for hardness, and also to test a certain other location for moisture. Retiring to the bedroom was the next stage, where the testing was thorough and took over an hour. 😁 😁 😁

I was prompted to test both nipples for hardness, and also to test a certain other location for moisture.

Moisture????

Eeeeewwwwww.

Gross!

@DrZ

We did. I was prompted to test both nipples for hardness, and also to test a certain other location for moisture. Retiring to the bedroom was the next stage, where the testing was thorough and took over an hour. 😁 😁 😁

Will she be getting a second opinion, maybe with a probe?

@SwitchableSusie said

Moisture????

Eeeeewwwwww.

Gross!

Wetness then. Now you mention it, 'moisture' is a clear understatement. 😁

@Ms_Lila said

Will she be getting a second opinion, maybe with a probe?

I won't have time for a further consultation today, but you can be assured she was probed with the correct equipment. 😁

@ SwitchableSusie

Moisture????

Eeeeewwwwww.

Gross!

It's called cum - it's what happens when you are probed with the correct instrument by someone who knows were to put it and how to use it. 😈

It's called cum - it's what happens when you are probed with the correct instrument by someone who knows were to put it and how to use it. 😈

By "moisture" and "wetness" I think DrZ was referring to vaginal moisture and lubrication.

The "cum" comes several minutes later. 😁

I'm just going to say the word "moist" here again for good measure.?

Today or tonight, or within the past 24 hours, I had a few more "firsts" to add to my resume. 😉 I talked to my Mom on the phone while she did an enema; talked in chat here on Zity.Biz while I had an enema and like a dummy blurted it out to the poor person who I was talking too; 😢 , had my husband put in my very own jeweled anal butt plug; and then met my parents for a quick dinner with my husband knowing I was going "commando"; while wearing my anal jewel. 😈

It's almost 2 a.m. now and I'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole day! 😜 I tired my husband out and drove him nuts with my wish list for a speculum and desperately trying to remember which kind was the best. I only remember that the plastic ones are not good for reuse. I found out what an anoscope was and where I could get one. And oh yes, rectal thermometers. 😉

The best part is that my husband is really giving me full support in exploring these things that we never really heard of before. He is wondering where I get some of these ideas, especially those involving enemas. He is going to give them a try this weekend as part of a deal where I am going to learn how to better go down on him. Which means that I am going to swallow. 😃 I've gone down on him before, but I've never swallowed and it's not something we've really pursued as part of our play. That is going to change and I'm going to have to learn some anatomy and learn how to locate his prostate gland. From what I read here, it is a man's sweet spot. 😉

I think it would be good if you got a Collins speculum @Dahiana. I have got a nice steel medium size one and it is easy to use. It opens from side to side. The Graves one opens top to bottom so you feel the pressure a bit differently. I like them both, I do not think that I prefer one of them over the other but the Graves is a bit harder to use because it has got to be turned when inside before it is opened.

In spite of being warned by my Mom, in spite of being warned by a friend here, and in spite of being warned by a family friend, my first real experience at going down on my husband almost ended up with his cum coming out of my nose and ears. 😮 As I know now, I've never really performed good oral sex on my husband. Oh, I've put his penis in my mouth in the past and did some sucking on it, but when it came time for what the porn people call the "money-shot" it either went inside of me where it was designed to go, or sailing off into the sheets, pillow case, or the back seat of the car. That makes clean up part of putting things away and I hadn't seriously really thought of swallowing. Not until yesterday.

Well, yesterday, my husband came home sort of unexpectedly, still very horny from the night before when we went to dinner with Mom and Dad. That was the dinner where he, after he gave me enema #25 from him (yes, I know, rookie keeping score) and put in my jeweled anal butt plug. It was fun with him knowing I was not wearing any panties and had a butt plug in me and we both felt pretty wicked. The sex when we got home that night was great. But I digress.

I told him that I would go down on him if he would let me give him some enemas. He never has really pushed me to give him oral sex, so I thought that maybe he just wasn't that into it. However, he confessed that he had really liked those rare times I put him into my mouth and would have liked more, but he figured I wasn't all that interested either. To be honest, I probably was not at the time, but that was when we were fairly new at "normal sex" with each other.

So yesterday I get a text that he was coming home and he was a little earlier than we had planned. We had talked about me giving him some enemas the night before when I did my commando/butt plug thing. A girl has to know about timing. 😉 Apparently he was stoked the whole time after that about the thought of me giving him oral sex, real oral sex where I would swallow.

I also confess that I was reluctant because I did not know how it would taste. And I should have been thinking about the force of his ejaculation when he cums. That would play a crucial part in how I would go down on him. My mom, reinforced by a friend here, and by another woman, told me about how his cum would probably taste salty, but that if I just swallowed as fast as I could I wouldn't have to really taste it. But my Mom told me that I needed to make sure that the tip of his penis was not pointed directly at the back of my throat.

I did not ask her why. 🙄

I should have. 😧

A friend here highly recommended that I tell my husband to tell me when he was about to cum. Another clue missed by me or not really completely understood. I think I told my friend here that I knew my husband's body well enough to anticipate "that moment" in case he didn't remember to say something. 😘

I gave my husband his first enema and to my surprise, he seemed to like it, at least from judging by his erection. He calls it a hard-on. 😉 Probably because I sort of know how to give an enema, thanks to Mom cluing me in on that, we only had to stop a couple of times to let him get rid of it. While he was releasing it, I topped off the enema bag. He said I was cheating.

I was.

Anyway, we got his first official enema done and then waited for it all to go through him and get out. I played with him and wore my butt plug just to keep his interest. But I told him not to even think about cumming before I tried out going down on him. I gave him a second enema and to our surprise he was able to take it all in one attempt. He did better than I did.

Then the moment of truth was there and he was still rock-hard as could be. The enema and my prancing around naked with a butt plug and rubbing my tits on him kept him "interested." I had been watching some porn videos on oral sex, and some for-real instructional videos, and so I started off with the tongue around the tip of his penis. That alone curled his toes and he squirmed like the dickens and I was feeling pretty empowered that I was making this man have goose bumps all over. I was a real-life sex pro for sure.

Then I put the tip of his penis in my mouth and began to suck. I did look up into his face and his eyes really were rolling back up and almost into his head. He was totally mine to own and I was loving it for all it was worth. I was playing with his balls, gently, and then put more of his penis in my mouth and did that back and forth movement simulating the old in-out like he does when he is "down there" in me. I was totally owning him and I loved it. 😉

The force of his ejaculation was totally off-the-scale! I had no idea he was that close to cumming and I must have had him pointed directly at the back of my throat when he came! It was so hard when he came in my mouth that I started gagging and coughing and choking! I felt like his cum was going to squirt out of my nose like you do when something goes down the wrong pipe and you start coughing. It also felt like his second and third "spurts" were filling up my ears and that his cum would be oozing out of my ears any moment. 😮 😧

He tastes salty, very salty. But I did swallow and that wasn't bad at all, given I was practically choking to death! I did swallow all of his cum and none of it came out of my nose, thankfully.

I gave him three more enemas, that's 5 for him from me, and we got him back up later that night and this time I went down on him like I had planned. No choking. No gagging. No cum oozing from my ears or out of my nose. 😉 I just "aimed him" to the side when he told me he was cumming and it went great. 😃 🌹

Mom tells me that I am now, officially, a real, certified, "CSA". CSA? Cock Sucker Apprentice. She tells me that I have to "suck cock" at least 25 times before I get the official title of "Cock Sucker."

I think she makes shit up. :-\\

I told him that I would go down on him if he would let me give him some enemas. He never has really pushed me to give him oral sex, so I thought that maybe he just wasn't that into it. However, he confessed that he had really liked those rare times I put him into my mouth and would have liked more, but he figured I wasn't all that interested either.

I think this might describe my wife and I as well (well, except for that first sentence, but I'll leave that in because I'd really like that to happen). I straight-up told her that I wasn't going to push her to do oral on me, but she did once or twice and I loved it. Now I need to figure out how to bring it up again without "pushing her to do oral on me." Sadly like an idiot I said "no" when she offered once. The in-laws were in the next room and I had visions of her very angry father bursting in, even though we were married.

A friend here highly recommended that I tell my husband to tell me when he was about to cum. Another clue missed by me or not really completely understood. I think I told my friend here that I knew my husband's body well enough to anticipate "that moment" in case he didn't remember to say something. 😘

Definitely come up with a couple of clues/ways for him to signal you. The last time my wife went down on me I came in her mouth without giving her sufficient warning. I tried - I remember trying to signal her for what seemed like an eternity, but words were not there and my frantic gestures of "I'm gonna blow" must have been too close to my "oh man I'm in heaven" movements and moans for her to pick up on them.

It would seem that they have merit badges for being a "cock sucker." 😁 😁 😁

Thank you @Ms_Lila for giving me this picture. 😉

https://www.zity.biz/gallery/image/143601

Twenty-one more to go before I can claim this merit badge. 😉

It would seem that they have merit badges for being a "cock sucker." 😁 😁 😁

Thank you @Ms_Lila for giving me this picture. 😉

Twenty-one more to go before I can claim this merit badge. 😉

I like it. We need a whole set to go along with it:

Pussy licker, enema giver, enema taker (maybe just "enema"?), spanking, fingering, pegging, prostate massage...and what else?

Ms_Lila- what software do you use to "badgify" pictures?

@Dahiana I really love the detail in what you did that first time. 😃 It's also good to see that you only have 21 more to go before your merit badge.

What you described about your first real 'blow job' on your husband is almost the same as when I went down on my first man before I was married.

I gave him three more enemas, that's 5 for him from me, and we got him back up later that night and this time I went down on him like I had planned. No choking. No gagging. No cum oozing from my ears or out of my nose. I just "aimed him" to the side when he told me he was cumming and it went great.

I think you both will enjoy doing it the more you both do it. When it was new to my husband and me, we had a lot of fun with it. Don't take it too seriously and enjoy it, it's a good way to wake him up in the morning or just give him a quick release right in the middle of the day and make him want even more later. 😉 The main thing is, just have fun, don't over think things and go for it.

You know what? :-\\ This is just out-and-out fun doing all of these new things with my husband! 😁 We're laughing like hell about him almost blowing cum out of my ears that first time I did him and swallowed. Now, he's keeping score as to how many enemas I've given him and how many he's given me. There is a discrepancy between our numbers, I say I've only given him 8 enemas, he says it is 14, but I am insisting that only a full bag taken at one time counts for a complete enema, and not "re-starts". And I can hold more than he can in ONE TRY!

So he has told me that the 18 times I've gone down on him really aren't 18! 😧 Say what? 😮 He says that I can only count a blow job if he cums with at least 2 good squirts! And that what I am counting as a complete blow job, with me sucking at least a little cum or pre-cum out of his cock isn't really a blow job, but just me sucking on his cock. Guys, I ask you, just what does count as a complete blow job? I can tell you that with every "blow job" I have done on him he has done that little dance or quiver or shudder and squirmed all over the place when I was sucking him dry! THAT, in my book, is a blow job! Not the 11 that he says. 😡

Seriously, just what does count as a complete blow job?

And also, wouldn't the "tandem enemas" we do when I am giving him head count as a complete blow job, regardless? I call it "tandem enemas" because last year he and I did our first parachute jumps but had to have a skilled parachutist jump "in tandem" with each of us. That was a blast! But with "tandem enemas" he puts the enema nozzle and tube into me, and I put an enema nozzle and tube into him, and then he lays back and I go down on him. 😎 He is calling it an enema with a happy ending and he sure as hell can't claim that THOSE weren't complete blow jobs! 😉

Anyway, I really am curious as to what constitutes a complete blow-job? It is just something fun I would like to know and be able to counter his arguments with some sort of authority. As to what constitutes a complete enema, I'm sticking with taking a whole bag at one time, without having to release before the bag is empty. He can argue all he wants on that one, but I have the pussy and I make the rules on that. As to the blow jobs, well he does have the cock so I suppose he is entitled to an opinion, but again, I have the pussy. 😉

Right now, we are just having fun with all of this new stuff. I also ordered a set of Collins speculums and also a set of anoscopes along with the 4th Generation Dr Mom LED POCKET Otoscope and both Adult and Pediatric Disposable Specula Tips and Case. That Otoscope really would come in handy for the kids, and that is our cover story. But seriously, that could come in handy with them just starting back to school and daycare.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. 😘 This is just fun! 😁 😁 😁

@Dahiana Seriously, just what does count as a complete blow job?

If his toes curl - if he squirms, if you get a single drop out of his cock, it is a complete blow job! Just remember - the one with the pussy makes the rules.

Tandem enemas - that is a good way to describe that. 😉

Have fun - and get kinky. 😄 😈

For some of us older types, that "money shot", or the "happy ending", may just be a sign of the times. It's kind of sad that some of us have progressed into the "one and done" club.

That being said, a complete blow job may well be a very happy ending. Oral pleasure doesn't necessarily have to progress to that point. I enjoy being fellated to the verge or "edge" of ejaculation. It certainly curls my toes, increases my heart rate, and sometimes causes me to break into a sweat. I do try to save that happiest of endings for my partner's own happy ending.

I love to give that oral pleasure as well. I have found that my partner's own satisfaction is often terminated if she is pushed over the edge orally. It seems that an orally induced orgasm is often the grand finale for each of us.

As far as enemas go, she hates them. I'm rather addicted to them and find that they are a great way to avoid medicating for any ED issues. Some sort of compromise, such as prostate stimulation with a nozzle, can often be a reasonable substitute for a "complete enema" as long as we're talking about those various "constant cravings".

BTW, I have to agree that the one with the "pussy" seems to dictate the rules even as they constantly evolve. Enjoy those shits and giggles as often and long as you can!

Guys, I ask you, just what does count as a complete blow job? I can tell you that with every "blow job" I have done on him he has done that little dance or quiver or shudder and squirmed all over the place when I was sucking him dry! THAT, in my book, is a blow job! Not the 11 that he says. 😡

Seriously, just what does count as a complete blow job?

I think it is just a complete blow job when he has an orgasm. You have done 18 of them, not just 11. @Lora_C is right, we make the rules lol

As I have stated before, the person in charge of a blowjob is the one with the TEETH.

@Dahiana it looks like @Lora_C is right when she says that the one with the pussy makes the rules for most things. And it looks like @SwitchableSusie is more specific about the person in charge of a blowjob is the one with the TEETH. You have a pussy AND you have teeth. I think you are in a pretty good spot to negotiate whatever it is that you want. 😉

I agree with @Amethyst when she said that you have 18 blowjobs towards that merit badge. 😉 And I would be willing to bet you have that before the weekend gets here. I hope you two have lots of fun.

It also looks like you are going to get into some medfet, too? We're thinking about looking into that too. I hope you keep us up to date on that. 😉

WHY are you guys even counting blowjobs and enemas?

Just do them when you feel like it. Counting makes it more of a tit for tat routine where something is owed for something that was done. It's really not a good way to run a relationship even if it is for fun. It may start out innocently enough, but in time will become more of an expectation than a gift. The "I did this for you so you do this for me" in time will cause trouble. Don't do it.

WHY are you guys even counting blowjobs and enemas?

Just do them when you feel like it. Counting makes it more of a tit for tat routine where something is owed for something that was done. It's really not a good way to run a relationship even if it is for fun. It may start out innocently enough, but in time will become more of an expectation than a gift. The "I did this for you so you do this for me" in time will cause trouble. Don't do it.

I have to say I agree with that. I understand the fun with reaching 25 blowjobs and qualifying for the merit badge, but please don't count beyond that number. Even debating what amounts to a blowjob could be a minefield.

My advice would be to simply have fun, go with where your moods at the time take you both, and on occasion plan something a little different or innovative that you want to explore. Don't go crazy doing one thing with such frequency and regularity when it is new that you soon exhaust your appetite for it. Keep it varied, and above all, enjoy. Numbers don't matter.

@DrZ and at @SwitchableSusie what you both say is very true but we have no intention on "tit for tat" or keeping score. I was pretty well surprised by a thread here not long ago about the frequency of sex or whatever, and how "just once a day" can really add up. That little trivia tidbit blew my mind, and it seared it in my mind just how much I was missing out with my husband by letting life get in our way and not being selfish about the two of us when it comes to keeping the "US" in us. 😃 It almost happened to my Mom and Dad but they found their own kink.

As for counting enemas and blow jobs, there is way more to explore and try to "just" stick with enemas and blow jobs. We are going to try out those Collins speculums, the anoscopes, the Dr. Mom otoscope just for beginners. Who the hell knows where that will lead? Then there is something about latex, cat suits, latex cat suits, Naughty Nurse Nancy, Whip And Ride Rodney, and who the hell knows what else is out there!

No, my husband and I have lit the fuse on this rocket we jumped on and we've found out just how much we've been missing out on and how much we miss each other! I'm not even talking about how we've just hauled off and fucked each other just because! 😈

No @DrZ and @SwitchableSusie, my husband and I are just young enough where all of our parts are working and we are going to wear them out with each other. This kinky stuff lit both of our fires and we are going to go for it. But not much past 10 p.m. on work days, we aren't THAT young. 😉

But really, thank you both, it is something we need to watch out for. 😃