Shopping at the Market

I think it's kind of funny that when I'm out shopping. I'm eyeballing anything that I think will fit in my ass. I love looking at the large cucumbers and the POM bottles, and think to myself, "if the person across the aisle only knew what I was thinking about?" The Home Depot is a fun field trip as well!!

I've done that too! In fact, I've actually made my own enema equipment out of things that I've seen especially in the plumbing section.

I go to the dollar store and in the kids aisle look for anything that I also think will fir, I have used a large marker about 3/4 " in diameter, found a new thing and bought it. It is an extension for a pool noodle, they stick them in the ends of the pool noodles and it makes it like into a sword. Well it fits right into my asshole, always looking using a file handle also perfect fit and tied a string to it so I can stick it all the way in and still pull it out, can't be to safe and sure...don't need a trip to the ER, that would be hard to explain to my wife...not LMAO.. going to try mini cucumbers next just bought some at the grocery store.

My girlfriend's son brought over a couple of large zuccini's that he grew in his garden. Man, I was eyeballing those things for a couple of days. Lol, my girlfriend kept teasing me with them too, she new I wanted to molest those veggies!!

If you go to the grocery store check out the produce ,especially english cuccumbers they fly off the shelf, mostly women are the byers.

Last trip to the grocery store I spent at least 10-12 minutes sizing up squash and eggplant! Not quite ready but I had some interesting fantasies!

I hope you didn't bruise them while you were squeezing them to see if they were ripe!

I have used grapes, ice cubes made in the fingers of an exam glove, marsh mallows and the biggest hotdogs I could find. Hotdogs were really nice, but 7 or 8 marshmallows followed by a nice warm enema are just super, especially popping out.

I look quite often. I've bought cucumbers for the task. Recently at the pet supply store I saw a Kong hard rubber toy for dogs that is about 5" - 6" tall. It is cone shaped with 3 increasingly larger diameters. I'm sure the bottom is too much for me to take. I want to get a measurement on the middle section. If it is at least 3" I will buy one as I want to train to go to 3" and beyond. Right now my widest toy is 2.75" diameter. I do also look at LOWE'S and the local ACE Hardware.

Man I thought I was the only one that had those thoughts while shopping. Exciting to think , how can I use this, is this too big, ect. Glad to know I think like a lot of you here . Would be great if my wife had the same excitement as I do. Guess that's why I'm here.

My secret desire is to take the largest POM bottle ... they are huge..

I have seen them at Costco.

Good luck getting it in OR out without damage.

The 64 ounce bottle is a monster.

POM bottle?

@Soapy4me

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We went shopping Saturday morning. Coming back to the car I found a girl about 30 years old parked next to me standing at the open door to her back seat. She was wearing a black stretchy bathing suit that exposed her sides up to her waist. I assume to show off the tats down the side her legs. The arrowhead front was so narrow at the bottom I expected to see her pussy pop out the side any minute as she had her arms up high over head and was moving around trying to slither into a T shirt to cover the sparsely covered top half which was loaded with openings to show off more tats. She was very sexy looking until I got close enough to see her skin. It looked like a bag of skin stuffed with marbles or more like cotton balls. Anyone know what that might be? I didn't dare look too much, my wife was with me.

She asked if she could help us put the groceries in the car because she "hoped someone would do that for her when she got that old". I guess I've really passed the old farts test. She was hard to understand like maybe she had just escaped from a drug rehab center. I'd liked to have talked to her a bit more but having my wife kill me isn't on my bucket list yet.

She was very sexy looking until I got close enough to see her skin. It looked like a bag of skin stuffed with marbles or more like cotton balls. Anyone know what that might be?

It sounds like she may have had ball bearings or some other materials (subdermal implants) inserted under the skin from your description.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47nfk2KJ6ws

http://www.altvenger.com/subdermal-implants/

It is fun to think of or find different uses for "regular" items or food. An extra cucumber, a few bananas, cherry tomatoes, or that large container of yogurt to inject.

There are many fun ideas just waiting at your opinion local tractor supply or hardware store.

It sounds like she may have had ball bearings or some other materials (subdermal implants) inserted under the skin from your description.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47nfk2KJ6ws

http://www.altvenger.com/subdermal-implants/

Nope nothing like that. It seemed to be a medical/skin condition. If you took one of those thin plastic bags and stuffed it with cotton balls that would be more like it. Nothing well defined like marbles. Her whole legs and arms were like that. Maybe the rest of her too but I didn't get to look too closely. At first I thought she might have lost 400 pounds but I think that would just leave her skin saggy.

Maybe I'll meet her again sans wife so we can discuss me helping her when she gets old.

@roscoe said

. . . . She was very sexy looking until I got close enough to see her skin. It looked like a bag of skin stuffed with marbles or more like cotton balls. . . . .

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@roscoe said

Nope nothing like that. It seemed to be a medical/skin condition. If you took one of those thin plastic bags and stuffed it with cotton balls that would be more like it. Nothing well defined like marbles.

You are the one who said it looked like marbles. . . .

.You are the one who said it looked like marbles. . . .

That should be good for at least one spanking

Do you want to pull down your pants or shall I do it? 😁

Do you want to pull down your pants or shall I do it? 😁

I guess that should be your choice since I'm the punishee. 🙄

The most fun shopping is at the produce counter which has a couple of bins full of Ginger Root.

I was standing next to one younger looking guy as I started looking for a piece that would fit nicely as a plug. I caught his eye and he caught my eye, we both smiled and winked and continued looking till we found the right piece that would fit our needs. As we went off in different directions both of us were chuckling to ourselves.

I have just been shopping .I'm also searching all the time for different things to shove up my ass .I usually go shopping plugged i love the feeling as I'm walking around shopping..I couldn't help myself. Large container of cherry tomatoes, 2 courgettes 1 x 14 inch cucumber, two aubergines (egg plants) container of red grapes, 1x large packet of gnocchi, some carrot cake, 2 tins of rice pudding and 2 tins of semolina and a few various shaped plastic bottles .I couldn't wait to get home after nearly getting an erection watching the lady scan it all and knowing I was gonna buy it all to shove up my sweet ass. Once home I cleaned myself out with a douche, then washed the cherry tomatoes, whilst washing them I had a large plug inserted inside me to open me up a bit .them upside down I went after removing my plug in went the tomatoes,14, I kept them in for half an hour before I fired them out into a bowl.