Men: When did you see your first Vagina / Vulva in person?

Wrap up all those lady parts into one term and call them (pick one): a) cunt, b) snatch, c) pussy, d) twat......

The first time I saw a vulva was bathing with big sisters, maybe 4ish. The first time I saw in a vagina was when we bought a speculum a few years back

@SwitchableSusie, thank you for the clarification as well.

That Susie is so anal. She does know her shit though

To use the correct terminology I saw my sisters vulva when I was maybe 3 or 4. In the bathtub facing each other. She was showing me how she could blow bubbles out of her butt as they bubbled up through the bath water.

@Moppys_jalopy said

That Susie is so anal. She does know her shit though

Yes, I admit it, I do perform anal.

I'm pretty certain the first VAGINA my brother saw was mine because I flashed him so often. I would stand in front of him, squat a little and spread my labia while asking, "have you had any of THIS lately?" I was so bad. He must have liked it because he never complained to our parents.

I'm pretty certain the first VAGINA my brother saw was mine because I flashed him so often. I would stand in front of him, squat a little and spread my labia while asking, "have you had any of THIS lately?" I was so bad. He must have liked it because he never complained to our parents

You are incorrigible, remind me to paddle you.

Wish she were my sister.

You are incorrigible, remind me to paddle you.

You promise?

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@Plumber70 said

If my older sister would've done that just once to me, even though she is quite attractive, I would've told her to stop that shit and put some damn clothes on. Incestuous things never interested me and still don't.

It wasn't incestuous, although I know if I offered, he would probably accept the opportunity.

I was a terrible tease and my brother never complained.

What's good about incest is that both parties probably have similar likes and proclivities, and would have a great time! This is supposition on my part. I can't say for certain, yet.

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For my reply!!!,

Never mind "MOM" couldn't tell ...she had "Too Much HAIR THERE!!!

Then this is somewhere about 1947 and 50.. when I was "old enough!!

My little sister was cute.. but like Plumber says... She's my "LITTLE SISTER!!!" ...'nuff said!!,

THEN!! There were my "Neighbors," back then... Cheryl and Jane.. the "Tea set daze!!"...OH MY we were 3-4 and going on 5 years old that was the "Apogee" ......

I remember Cheryl coming to the back screen door of her next door house wearing only her bath robe.......

we were talking and her robe was "OPEN" for me to see!! She didn't realize I saw her in all her radiant GLORY!!

"NO HAIR OF COURSE!!" But those two cute little "LIPS!!!!" were so "POUTING OUT AT ME!!!!" Little did I know at the time ...

"LIPS ARE MEANT TO BE .....K-I_S-S-E-D-!!!!!!!!"

Need I say more???

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Thank you "ROB CRUMB" for the benediction!!!

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What's good about incest is that both parties probably have similar likes and proclivities, .

Ever since I was young I found that I virtually never had anything at all in common with my siblings. No interests in any way that overlapped. And growing up it became even more so. It's like we had nothing in common except a last name.

I lived there. Oh, that was Virginia, not vagina.

I was born there (vagina).

Bit off topic - but speaking of Virginia versus vagina, have a couple of woman in the family named Virginia... so easy to accidentally say vagina instead of Virginia - so always have to do an awkward pause before saying their name...

I was 18 before I came eye-to-eye with all her parts. I was between her legs just exploring, curious about the things that I had been feeling in the dark...fumbling with really...in the dark. Years later, when I was with the woman that I wrote about in the section Laughing During Sex, she used to refer to being "young and dumb and full of cum." in her youth. I found a book when I was 16, titled "Father and Son Knowledge", which was an attempt to impart the sexual knowledge about girls. There were illustrations, but in retrospect it was a cleverly disguised piece of soft porn.

I have younger sisters and I am sure I had seen them at some point when we were very young. I honestly can't remember any occasion that I did though.

So for me, I have to say it was on my 23rd birthday.

I was dating a very beautiful brunette girl. I was always amazed that this beautiful young woman wanted to be with me.

We had done lots of heavy petting through out our dating. I had slipped my hand into her panties and fingered her wet pussy many times. She, in turn, had pulled out my cock and stroked me off or sucked me many times.

We had the house to ourselves and she asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I said I wanted her in my bed.

We were in my bed, making out as we removed different articles of clothing.

I finally got to her jeans and pulled those off, then her panties. I loved seeing her bush and I wanted to delve into her folds.

I lay between her sweet thighs and began licking, nibbling, and kissing her beautiful pussy. I was slowly working my tongue inside her and working on her clit. (I had read about the female clit in Penthouse and Playboy) It was delicious!

That birthday gift was then interrupted by my door bell ringing. Some of my family had come home very unexpectedly and ended our play time.

I loved that birthday gift and wanted that beautiful brunette to be mine. I eventually married her and I get that beautiful woman on every birthday now.

Probably about 10 or so, my neighbor was a girl and we played doctor. We started just using my dads stethoscope and progressed to going more in depth

Bit off topic - but speaking of Virginia versus vagina, have a couple of woman in the family named Virginia... so easy to accidentally say vagina instead of Virginia -.

Reminds of having to be careful with the words for a popular song: 'Nothing can be finer / than to be in her vagina / in the mor-or-or-ning ... ha ha

Reminds of having to be careful with the words for a popular song: 'Nothing can be finer / than to be in her vagina / in the mor-or-or-ning ... ha ha

Haha - reminds me of a co-worker who whenever it started snowing outside, he'd say, "I hear there's 6 inches in Virginia"...

First time I gave cunnilingus, age 14. Partner, age 19, reciprocated with fellatio.

First time I gave cunnilingus, age 14. Partner, age 19, reciprocated with fellatio.

I sure wish you'd tell me how that came about, how you managed at that age. I'd really like to try and remember for my next incarnation ... ha ha

I sure wish you'd tell me how that came about, how you managed at that age. I'd really like to try and remember for my next incarnation ... ha ha

Jealous, are we?

Me too!

Jealous, are we?

Me too!

Some guys from my neighborhood were "townies" at the nearby state university. They invited me to a frat-sorority mixer as a joke, after I got a fashionable haircut and borrowed clothes from them so I could pass for 17. I was tall for my age and generally precocious enough to carry it off. Several of the coeds hit on me, and even after my secret was known, I was the campus boy toy. Had a lot of oral, but never got up the nerve to say what I really wanted was anal. My favorite one smelled and tasted like Dr. Pepper. That lasted until I moved away to attend college, where my luck ran out for a year. Second year, I hooked up with my landlady. Never had a younger woman until Carla and I paired off in our 30s.

Had a lot of oral, but never got up the nerve to say what I really wanted was anal.

Seems to always be the way - while others wish they had what we got, we want something else.

My favorite one smelled and tasted like Dr. Pepper. ...

That had me wondering... perhaps she used the soda as a douche... or maybe as a contraceptive... If I had a vagina, I'd kept it super clean and sexy using things to make it taste good. Sadly, none of the gals I've dated and tasted ever were that clever...

Interesting that there's one term for female genitalia; vulva. But there's not one term for males; it's penis and scrotum. Why is that?

Interesting that there's one term for female genitalia; vulva. But there's not one term for males; it's penis and scrotum. Why is that?

because the guy that did it was a Dickhead?

First time I gave cunnilingus, age 14. Partner, age 19, reciprocated with fellatio.

Yes, you must have been Matt Damon to make that happen. I never even talked to a 19 year old girl when I was 14, not happening. It's funny to read about all these young female teachers in their early 20's mostly, getting arrested for having sex with underage boys. Where the hell were they when I was underage. Probably still happened but they never got caught before electronic media. Much easier to leave an electronic trail.

It's funny to read about all these young female teachers in their early 20's mostly, getting arrested for having sex with underage boys. Where the hell were they when I was underage. Probably still happened but they never got caught .

I have wondered that too all my subsequent post-school life.

Sometimes I think I was the quintessential 'invisible guy', the fellow who never caused any trouble and never got into any either and was never remarked on either for being outstanding and who was accepted in a group but not missed if gone. I bet if all Zity members ever came together for a big convention, I wouldn't be noticed and no one would start a conversation with me either.

Sometimes I think I was the quintessential 'invisible guy', the fellow who never caused any trouble and never got into any either and was never remarked on either for being outstanding and who was accepted in a group but not missed if gone. I bet if all Zity members ever came together for a big convention, I wouldn't be noticed and no one would start a conversation with me either.

I'm sure that as soon as others started to realise who you were, you wouldn't be short of a conversation for any time at all.

@Moppys_jalopy said

It's funny to read about all these young female teachers in their early 20's mostly, getting arrested for having sex with underage boys. Where the hell were they when I was underage. Probably still happened but they never got caught .

My older brother felt the same way.

. . . and how do these women get caught in the first place, short of the boy's parents walking in on them in the act? These boys had a good thing going. I'm sure the 14-17 year old boys in high school don't talk about getting laid by their teacher at the dinner table. . . . OR are the boys really that stupid? I sincerely doubt a 14-17 year old boy would ever complain about getting laid by his teacher.

These boys had a good thing going. I'm sure the 14-17 year old boys in high school don't talk about getting laid by their teacher at the dinner table. . . . OR are the boys really that stupid? I sincerely doubt a 14-17 year old boy would ever complain about getting laid by his teacher.

How about guilt? Religious guilt after Sunday school for instance? It's easy to lay on a guilt trip on kids.

Or maybe too much bragging? Telling friends who tell it further until it gets to someone with a grudge or envy and who then blabs to the wrong person or maybe even rats the (lucky) kid out on purpose.

I've known kids in school who just couldn't keep their blabbing mouths shut. Even if it got themselves in trouble too. Just couldn't keep quiet about anything to save their lives. They just had to tell/gossip about everything they knew, and preferably at the dinner table, in front of everyone. And it often wasn't even maliciously intended either. They just couldn't think through the consequences of what would happen.

I suppose this last classifies as stupid.