I was once camping in Scotland with partner and son. At a castle, lots of facilities. This was 10 years ago, at the time i loved nothing better than to take some mdma and have a nice long toy sesh in the toilet block while having a shower.
Lights were still on so i dug out my "camping kit", a few of the old favourites and wash bag. As i got into it, nice and warm and riding silicone, i pulled one out intending to reach for an upgrade. Out popped a few goey nuggets. Standard stuff really. Then....
THE LIGHTS ALL WENT OUT!!!
Complete and total pitch blackness. Shit!!!
So theres me squatting down in a shower cubicle, dildo in hand, shit on the floor and no light source. Needless to say, as i was off my head, i saw the rediculousness of my predicament and banged my man hole for another 5 minutes while i came up with a plan to clean up, dress, return to tent and gear up for a night time wander.
Ill always remember that one!