Bladder and prostate UltraSound Cancer Screen

Anyone on here have this procedure besides me? A catheter is inserted by the technician, in my case, I drew the most beautiful woman in the clinic, who was not only kind, caring but very gentle and loving in her handling of the situation. Next came me in gown, laying nearly flat with her wielding the ultrasound wand and using her other hand to position me just right. During the procedure, I felt wandering touches and was in heaven the entire time which to my surprise, ended in less than 10 minutes but was enough for me to have one of the best erections in years and a completely drained bag of naughty bits to boot. When the catheter was removed...oops, sorry about that. Embarrassed beyond belief, I slithered off the table back to the dressing room with a fistful of kleenex and paper towels to get rid of the evidence. Oh and the screening validated the NO CANCER PRESENT diagnosis after the bloodwork.

That actually doesn't make sense in real health care. A bladder ultrasound is done with an uncomfortably full bladder. A catheter would be counterproductive. A prostate ultrasound is done transrectally.

quincy said

He posted this under the MedFet section. Not real Med. And he never said it happened; he just asked if anyone else had had the procedure. To which the answer is probably negative.

He DID say it happened

zensurf980 said

Anyone on here have this procedure besides me? . . . . etc, etc.