Why isn't this available in the US??

Read her backstory, if you haven't already. Gives me hope. Ann Summers Ultimate O Vibrator

I need a British friend to buy me one, apparently.

Hmmm it shows US dollars

Nobody likes a tease, UK!

^^^ Some do. .just depends on whats being teased. 😁

Somebody's got jokes. ;-)

TA is a complete tease. Just wait till he calls you when you are in bed with that sexy accent of his. It makes even the Amish virgin nun want to be very very naughty, lol.

At any rate, that thing looks odd to me, like things are not in the right places anatomically speaking, and it seems a bit large for my liking. It's cheap though for a toy.

Mashie

The three fingered shape looks weird to me also.

When I masturbate, I like at least three fingers circling over my clitoris and I use usually two, sometimes three fingers of my other hand to penetrate my vagina or massage my breasts.

Their lingerie and clothing looks very nice on their models.

I can see the function of it though. It's quite clever. Now I need a sugar mama from the UK.

Australian accent. OK, he's forgiven.

Repressed, you are a girl after my own heart. I am the President of TA's fan club, but I am looking for a VP. Interested?

Mashie

I'll clear my calendar. Count me in.

You will be receiving your badge and your certificate in the mail shortly. It will be in the envelope with the Kangaroo stamp put on upside down, lol.

Mashie

Can i do the honours where it says "lick along the bottom"

YES!

Sorry. Got a little excited there.

I told you Repressed, he is a naughty one that boy is, very very naughty.

Mashie

We can send things other than cookies

Can you pack stroopwaffles before you send it?

^^^ Packing it is the best part 😁 . .way to fly . .lol

Cookies are the best through. Mmmmm

Mashie