Idea for large "thermometer-like" insertion

Here's an idea: For those of you who want something bigger than a regular thermometer in your butt, and don't want to go to a livestock store, try a meat baster!! Today I went out to the store and got myself a good cook brand meat baster (this particular store is closing, so I figured I could get one at a reduced price without others knowing what I was up to). Although the bulb used to hold the baste comes off VERY easily, it does have a durable plastic tube - which gets bigger and bigger the further up it goes. I recently tried it out, and have NEVER been as wet as I was when I had the baster up my butt.

I know its not a thermometer, but if you don't really care about the reading and just like the feeling of something up your ass, it is perfect.

You can always use a Candy Thermometer. I t has a very nice tip for easy insertion into your bottom.

If you just want something bigger than a fever thermometer that's not a thermometer, just use a freaking dildo.

THAT'S BIG!

You can use a thermometer that used at the vets it bigger and longer than the normal rectal thermometer that is what I have and I just picked it up in a pet store. 😃

Yeah I mean I'm sure it works well for the feeling but I'd be a little wary since it's not designed for that sort of play.

I know not all situations are alike, but honestly a plug or dildo are your best bet if you want something bigger than a thermometer and still meant for butts.

I'll agree with @Corinne here. There are plenty of tried and true objects meant for your butt that are less likely to have unintended effects. A butt plug is a great investment here. Or even a more articulated enema nozzle.

The baster may have some sharp edges from plastic molding and I would think would be hard to keep sanitized. And definitely don't use with the squeeze bulb on it since the vacuum effect could find you having a serious visit to the ER.

Happy and safe playing!