Masturbation -- Slang Terms

Search of topic reveals nothing specific. Topic I've pulled (pun intended) from "slang term for genitals"

Some of these listed below may be universal, however many could be foreign specimens (lol) & have been taken from all around my country over decades

Bend the end

Bleed the weed

Bury the bandit (dual meaning > unload the shooter & shafting pussy)

Calm the cock-a-too ( a creature full of life)

Choke the parrot

Drain the brain - (also refers to the act of urination)

Flog the log

Lube the lizard (that would be a bearded dragon / goanna or frill neck- they go hard. 😁 )

Massage (also muscle) the mutton

Pound the meat

Pump the stump

Rattle the nuts

Shake hands with the unemployed

Shake the snake

Strangle the dangle

Stroke the little bloke

Syphon the python ( also can be the act of taking a leak)

Taunt the trouser snake

Throttle the galah (one of our very active / rowdy parrot species that bobs it's head about incessantly)

Unload the toad

Visiting friend tugger

Wank (& yank) the crank

Whip the daylights outta willie

Wring the thing

There are others mostly long forgotten

By all means please add your own distinctive phrases

I like to collect and save obscure or archaic medical terms for various sexual activities, conditions, body parts and so on. Maybe not so comical as some of the rhyming terms so favored in English, but maybe of interest for some anyway. Back in the days when psychotherapy and sexual studies were still young, researchers and writers liked to invent their own newly coined terms, it sounded very learned and erudite. This was usually done by making combinations of Latin and Greek words. Sometimes the words caught on - like homosexual or cross-dressing or transvestite - but more often they didn't.

diddling

frigging

jilling off (f)

nerking

bouginonia - fem mast with dildos

sacofricosis - cutting hole in pants pocket to masturbate

tachi geimu - sexual petting (Japanese)

manustupration - masturbation (archaic)

ipsation - masturbation

amatripsis - idem

manuxorate - masturbate with hand

siphnianize - anal mast

syntribate - mast by rubbing thighs

maritate - fem mast

clitorize - masturbation / fem

autosexuality

contrectation - fondling another’s genitals

manualized his embolon … (frigged his prick)

erotomastia - fondling own breasts

postillionage - inserting a finger in anus

analipsation - fondling one’s own anus

@agracier - Thanks for your input which is always a pleasure to read, as I often find the odd turn of phrase , rhyming slang or particular colloquialism often not found elsewhere. English as a language throughout history as we know can be played with almost to the point where meaning can take on numerous indistinguishable guises. .unless explained !

Take for example many of our own whereby we might articulate a particular phrase & yet it can have anything from a singular meaning to as many as 3 or 4+ which could confound the listener or result in rebuke

Like : "what a cunning stunt" . .remove one letter only & swap 2 then we have an entirely different meaning. .Conversely "what a cunning stunt" in & of itself has more than one meaning as a statement . . 1) You're a cunning bastard. .2) You really pulled that one off well. .3) You arsehole doing such an underhanded act. .4) That was a perfectly timed (real) stunt, cool,i like it !

Another (don't laugh now) "I'm logging out"

1) Yes, I'm on the computer & it's time to sign off

2) I've got my friend in hand & having a good ole tug (see above - multiple meaning)

3) Sorry but I gotta go . .as in I really have to go take a dump

It takes very little to substitute the odd letter or word (perhaps contrived to fit a new generation) that it's former meaning can either be still recognizable or become a casualty of proper (good) grammar

rub one out

bop the boloney -- (for men)

bop -- (more for women, remember the Madonna song She-Bop? It got Pat Robertson so upset he had a whole show condemning it several years ago)

choke the chicken -- (choke the parrot must be an OZ thing 😁 It's missing the alliteration. )

buffing the banana

fisting the mister

pumping the python

flogging the log

beat the meat

Jacking off

shaking hands with the man

spanking the monkey

Wacking Off!

Here are a few by the late, great George Carlin:

beating the bishop

pounding your pud

jerkin' the gherkin

Such things never translate well, but I'll attempt a few German expressions in English:

shake the palm tree

peel an egg

strangle the snake (hence the spasms and the choking?)

Caroline Kebekus, a German comedian, talks about the lack of slang words for female masturbation in her new stage show. The only one she claims to have found is "die Hölle putzen", i.e. "cleaning hell".

I heard it called tossing off in a movie once. That was for a guy.

Don't forget us women jilling off.

Tug the slug

How about, “Punch the Clown” or “Slamming the Ham”.

A Bob Rivers twisted tunes set it says a number of different slang for masturbation. He's a Seattle DJ.

https://youtu.be/ILgyfY-xeFk

Couple more (hope they aren't repeats):

Celebrating Palm Sunday

Scratching Yoda behind the ears

And a bit off topic for cunnilingus for our down under friends: The Aussie Kiss

Can't leave these out!

Slaying The Dragon

Polishing The Bishop / Buffing The Bishop

Rubbing One Out

The Five Knuckle Shuffle

Creaming off

J arthur, as in j arthur rank,cockney slang for wank

Not heard J Arthur before

As @Tabitha32 notes . . don't forget the women. . Of whom I'm sure many of we males would like to hear from

Slang for masturbating/fucking: “Burping the Worm”; “Burping the worm in the mole hole!”