Looking for the origin of a huge solid steel penis

A friend of mine came across a solid steel penis. It's about six to eight inches in diameter and about fourteen inches long. Has anyone owned, made, or ever heard of such a thing?

Sounds like it might have been part of a statue?----how bout a picture?-----or maybe the jolly green giants dildo?

Iron man's dildo perhaps?

I've always WISHED that I could describe mine the same way... 😁

You're all too funny, thanks for the replies to my post. Part of a statue is a good guess, but which one? It can't be the statue of David, we all know his penis wasn't exaggerated when he was sculpted.

And here am I - wondering where it had gone!

I have never seen David, but I am told that he is 15' tall, so scaling up from a normal size 1" dia becomes 2-1/2" and 6" long becomes 15". Remember, though that on the statue, the penis is relaxed, so any measurements from it would not yield a reliable set of dimensions for one that is aroused.

It is interesting to note that he is uncircumcised, whereas the real David would have been.

If you want one made, you could go to a machine shop and have them turn one on their lathe or machine one on a mill.

hankb

When I was in high school, a girl made a penis-shaped dildo on the lathe, then hand carved details.

Then she cut it up on the band saw; that was so painful to watch haha

Steely Dan from the book Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs

See this statue at the Time Warner Center in NYC.

You'll notice that the penis has lost all its patina due to tourists rubbing it. People take pictures of themselves holding the penis, looking like they are about to lick it, among other things.

http://nypost.com/2010/10/22/time-warner-center-statue-attracts-gropers/

Interestingly, the vulva on the female statue is totally pristine.

http://untappedcities.com/2013/07/23/daily-what-the-gold-penis-on-fernando-boteros-adam-sculpture-in-nycs-time-warner-building/

Looks like he's been "polished off"

What would be hilarious would be for the statue owner plumb in a small tube that would squirt when the penis gets rubbed ----it could be under the penis part and no one would notice it since they are all looking at a camera

^^^^ Those statues are for sale and you can purchase either or both of those statues for a cool $500,000 each and you can have a plumber hose it up any way you like.

Oh wait while I go out that start harvesting from my money tree----might take me a little time though

Yes...mine was like that when I was in my 20s and 30s and 40s....lol

Regarding the stainless steel dildo in the first post, isn't a penis with a dimensions of 6-8" diameter by 14" long kind of stubby not to mension VERY heavy? --- about 150 pounds?

I would imagine one maybe two or three inches in diameter by fourteen inches long would make a nicer penis to display as a work of art.