Sex and rectal temp

It wasn't planned, it just happened that time years ago. I've got a sore throat and feeling like I'm on fire in the middle of the night. My husband takes my temp in my behind and about panics. He starts wrapping me in towels with cool water. They feel soooo good. About half an hour later he's taking my temperature again and then again a while later. My temp comes down by 2 degrees. Spontaneous, unexpected, whatever you call it. Panties off, his bottoms down and on the floor, we have great sex, trying not to wake the girls. It wasn't planned, but then one thing led to another.

Asexuals have the same masturbation rate as sexual. Self release is still sometimes needed/desired.

Sometimes we actually just do it because we realise it's probably good for ones health to orgasm every now and then.

I can honestly say I never feel the "desire" to masturbate.

Well if masturbation is healthy and should be done more often I will be glad to assist and make sure the Rectal Temp is taken prior and after the masturbation is reached and the orgasm is satisfactory. And maybe even have multiple orgasms?

I think I will use this "Motto" in my next political campaign.

"I'm a Rectal Thermometer and I approve this message!" 😆

Rectal Thermometer 2024!

@Temptaker4u , That would be a hilarious use of air time. 😂🤭