Anal Sexomnia

My wife had gone off sex and we have not had any sex/masturbation for some time (it's usually just me wanking over her panties or sanitary pad or friends panties/pads), then one night a few weeks ago, while hugging my wife in bed, I felt her had on her crotch moving back and forth, we were spooning, at first I thought she was scratching herself, but it went on for a while, all the time she was snoring, so I reached down between her legs and found her wet and her fingers deep inside of her, I immediately got stiff which she must have felt? Still snoring, she reached her spare arm behind her and guided the tip of my penis into her ass (she had always been against anal sex), she then milked me until I shot my load into her waiting bowels.

I messaged her the next morning from work saying how horny I was and it was super sexy and she said she couldn't remember a thing!

~ Urbansamurai

I have a very willing and adventurous asshole and I am also certified as one of the heaviest, sound sleepers in the world and there is no way I'm going to get butt-fucked and not wake up during the process.

Was your wife taking any drugs?

Was your wife taking any drugs?

I think the war on drugs has made some folks a bit too fixated on using them as a first go-to excuse ... ha ha

Seriously though, while not being the object of an anal penetration, I have apparently, according to my wife and others I have slept with, had various sorts of sexual interactions with them after falling asleep, which - sadly and to my regret - I simply do not remember the slightest iota of. You would think that some night-time coupling would be remembered in the morning, but no. There have been some occasions when I was really aware of nothing.

And I do not take drugs, smoke or drink. My strongest substance is tea. So, I can't blame my memory lapses on anything I ingested.

I would guess it might be something related to a kind of sleepwalking disorder. But that is just a first suspicion.

This sounds like an Ambien experience.

This sounds like an Ambien experience.

That sounds more like it to me too!

He's pending deletion.

I didn't know that ambien was still around thought it went out in the 80's. I'm glad he is pending deletion he is one sick dude. 😃

A-A-AMEN!!! on the sick-dude-ness, here!! They can't send this guy far enough, away!! Mike.

No, Mike, I think you possibly misunderstand.

@urbansamurai has decided to delete his own account. He jumped and we didn't push him.

He's gone. . .Great!! No misunderstanding on my part. . .He was up for deletion, and it happened. . .I don't care who did it 😉 Mike.

Your wife dosnot love you maaaan

Your wife dosnot love you maaaan

The original poster on this thread has been gone for two months.

Nobody here found him very lovable due to his sleazy actions, and I have no idea what his wife really thinks of him.