Young Men Doing Stupid Things

OK Guys ... when you were in middle school or high school, did you shove a sock down your crotch to impress the girls? Admit it, we all did. Just like the girls shoved tissues into their bras. Ha Ha

OK Guys ... when you were in middle school or high school, did you shove a sock down your crotch to impress the girls? Admit it, we all did. J

Sorry to disappoint and shatter your illusions, but no, I never did anything like that nor did I hear of anyone doing so either ...

Ah, no, I can't say that I ever did that either.

Like @agracier, I never did anything like that, and never heard of it before.

Some of the followers here must have been in private all boys school because I sure heard of it at that age, since I went to all public schools. I prob. would have done it since I was a late bloomer, but thought I would have been caught, and that would have ruined a persons reputation for sure.

I never did the sock thing.

If anyone is considering doing it, though - make sure you shove the sock down the FRONT of your pants 😁 😁

I didn't need to 😄

LOL at the big bagger------but that also reminded me of an incident that happened some years back. I was a parent taking my son to his swim meet. Since I was also a lane judge, the HS freshman boy on my sons team asked my son if he had a sock that he could borrow. John (my son) looked at him and said "why do you need it"----the boy pulled down the front of his speedo and said "why do you think" since he also looked like he was only about a 10yo.----Than John said to him "you dont need a sock, you need a potato instead". the other boy said "but it might move to the back while I am swimming and everyone might think I crapped my speedo"----right then I lost it and had to walk away before I embarrassed him any more with my laughing.

Heh, in Junior High - early 1960s - I was more concerned, and embarrassed, about concealing my boner than enhancing the bulge in my school dress pants.

No I'd not resorted to stuffing my pants with a sock to give off an illusion that there could give more. .Some may recall at one time some cluey outfit made a cock sock complete with ballbag. .haven't seen one in years n years

No absolutely not. I was incredible shy and not comfortable around girls so anything like the sock trick was the furthest thing from my mind.

Never did that and don't remember seeing other boys do that either. In the 70s, our jeans and pants were super tight and showed more bulge than I think we were aware of. Obvious now from photos from back then. There is a photo of several of us guys in tight plaid pants from high school freshman year that looks like we all had stuffed our jockeys with something. There were dress codes for boys and girls. No shorts for any of us unless we were in PE or playing sports. Dresses had to be down to the knees. Boys hair couldn't touch our shirt collars. But no rule against our jeans and pants being too tight. Same with our gym shorts. Those were small, tight, and usually white until high school when they were just small and tight compared to sports shorts today. There was fight for years about whether girls could wear jeans and not dresses. Then everyone wore jeans or pants. The rules about modest clothes didn't go that far. Girls liked going to school swim meets where the boys swam in very small speedos. So it was hard for the school to be consistent about what was appropriate for everyday.

Gotta agree with agracier.

never heard of it being done and never witnessed it in our locker rooms. More concerned about hiding the boner! damned thing was stiff more than it was flacid!

I heard about this trick from somewhere when I was a teen (a movie perhaps). I have to admit I tried it around the house once, but never out in public.

I never did that either. On the contrary I wanted to hide it.

This just sounds stupid. I bet you would just LOOK like you had a sock stuffed down your pants.

I never stuffed tissues into my bras either and no need to. I never knew any other girls who did that either even if they were a bit flat.

Now that we have a thread about young men doing stupid things (with socks), how about adding this to the question: have any male members, when young, ever worn a bra and stuffed socks (or whatever) to fill up the cups?

I'm thinking about doing this on a (drunken) dare, showing off or perhaps as part of hazing? Or even as an urge to see how it feels?

I'm going to guess this might be a bit more common than stuffing socks in your groin ... 😃

But remember, this is a question only about when you were young and relatively inexperienced about sexual matters.

I did not. I was a raging out of control bucket o' hormones once puberty decided to finally kick in. The OP does not speak on my behalf. To quote the late, great Rodney Dangerfield "Who gave you a speaking part."

I was on the swim and water polo teams in high school and we wore Speedos be it a swim meet or daily practice. So pretty much everybody knew what we all had down there anyway since you don’t hide much in a Speedo. While I am not huge I am pretty good size so I was more worried about packing things without being too obscene. As davidwest said the schools were worried about the length a girl’s dress but it was fine for the whole swim team to show their junk off to the entire world.

Davidwest and some others commented about tight jeans, which can be a problem. Regardless of the era most high school guys wear tight jeans especially if they are in good shape. So hiding a boner was more of an issue for most of us than packing a sock.

One time in junior year English class the teacher was walking around the room handing back papers. She dropped a couple papers right in front of my desk; unfortunately I had just started to pitch a tent as she bent over to grab the papers. It took her a moment to get the papers when I realized her line of sight was directed at my crotch as the trouser snake was shifting around. When she straightened up we were both beet red, I don’t think we looked each other in the eye for a month afterwards.

It is surprising now that schools in the 70s did not enforce dress codes against boys as much as they did girls. I was too young in the 60s to experience dress codes in elementary school and besides that was the era when girls still wore dresses to schools and young boys usually didn't have long hair yet. By the 70s and junior high and high school, dress codes didn't go after boys and their tight jeans. The battle was still about boys and their long hair. By then, lots of girls were wearing tight jeans too so the schools were having a hard time making new rules to fit the latest fashions. If a girl showed up at school wearing a dress that was above her knees, her parents were called and she had to change at school into jeans or a longer dress. But boys never had to do anything like that. At least I don't remember ever hearing that a boy had to change his pants because they were too revealing. I swam on the high school team one season only because I wasn't a great swimmer. The speedos that we wore showed everything we had. But it was a sports uniform and was approved by the school. The joke was that we could have swam in our underpants and showed less but that wasn't true. If anyone here has ever swum in plain white briefs, those are completely see-through when wet. When we went camping or went to a friend's backyard pool and no one had swim trunks we either swam naked or in our underpants. Not much difference between the two. There is a scene in a movie with Jesse Eisenberg where a girl in the backyard swimming pool in her underwear while a party is going on in the house. Eisenberg comes out and she encourages him to swim with her. He strips down to his briefs and goes in. She leaves the pool before he does as he has an erection and he stays in the water until it goes down. But it doesn't so he tries to sneak out of the pool and back into his clothes. His friends see him coming out of the pool and tease him for having a boner visible in his wet briefs. A lot of high school and college boys in the 70s and 80s could identify with that.