A tympanic "thermometer" isn't a thermometer! It computes a temperature based on the emitted infrared radiation from the ear drum. The reported "temperature" is a best guess of the computer in the "thermometer" which assumes a clear ear canal and normal anatomy, on a patient who is indoors, at room temperature.
One example, on an afternoon with a bad case of boredom I took my temperature with an ear thermometer 30 times. Bear in mind I did NOT have a fever. The readings ranged from 97.3 to 102.9 ! The unit was not broken, it's just the nature of the beast.
Another example was a nurse in the pediatric clinic commenting that she couldn't understand how her patient could have a normal temperature in his LEFT ear, and a fever in his RIGHT ear! Infected right ear, blood vessels dilated means more radiation means a higher reading!
I once saw a nurse in a PACU use an ear thermometer to take axillary temperatures on post op patients.. Point, click, it displayed a number, so she charted it! Don't know what she was measuring, but it wasn't a temperature.
Electronic thermometers generally don't have an absolute temperature reference, the indicated temperature is a conversion from a voltage or resistance from an element who's characteristics change with temperature. They're going to vary a little depending on conditions.
Nurse Nikki is absolutely right.. Mercury in glass is hard to trick or mess up. (Just remember they're fragile, and it's all good)
Just my $0.02
Doc