You are very lucky to be wearing your own regular clothes
- OR - the shorts
- OR - PINK shorts
- OR Perhaps - a PINK shortall with frilly white blouse
---OR--- for a really big time event wearing a short PINK dress (mini-skirt with baring mid riff 'T' shirt)
with the diapers on full display under the short hem line. Mary Jane shoes with white sox and
PINK anklet detailing.
---AND--- Possibly an oversized frilly ruffled bum diaper cover lifting the hem so there is no doubt
you have on something a bit unusual.
Better stop while I am ahead - "Be careful of what you wish for" !
One thing though how did you manage to keep track of the baby bottles and jars of food ?
Did you have an ABACUS RATTLE with beads to count on ?
And what happened if you miscounted - Game over (Not likely) more like Game restarted with penalty
laps (bottles) of strong diuretic content.
True to my name - could not resist this idea/comment:
Make the diaper covers ("*L*O*C*K*I*N*G*") and leave the keys home !
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