Recently I had an exam for life insurance. The female nurse arrived at my place, as did my agent. It was just a fluke they arrived about the same time. The nurse, a lovely, raven haired Filiipina was preparing me for the exam and then there was a knock at the door. She put down her questionnaire and answered the door. It was my agent, a late 30ish, brunette haired woman. They introduced each other.
After the questionnaire was completed the nurse asked where the bedroom was as she'd need me in bed for a portion of the exam. Entering the bedroom, the agent behind her, she explained a few protocols one of which was giving a urine sample. She explained the cup contained a heat sensitive strip which would register the temperature of my urine. Then I asked her if she needed a more accurate reading.
I went to my drawer in the cabinet and withdrew a glass mercury rectal thermometer and a small jar of Vaseline.
She explained it was not usual for a body temperature to be done, but if I wanted her to take a reading, she really had no issue with that. She took the thermometer, held it up, read it, then shook it down. My Agent's eyes were getting rather wide...I think sort of either confused or anticipating what would take place.
Anyway, I was given an EKG, did the urine sampling, gave blood, was measured for height and weight which was the basic exam.
"You still want the temperature reading?", the nurse asked."If so, please roll onto your tummy for me and I'll take your underpants down and take it rectally!"
My agent was totally awed by me laying there on my stomach, with my briefs lowered and my bare behind exposed.
"Should I leave?" she asked.
"It's up to you" I said. "First time seeing a rectal temperature taken?"
"Well, no, but I 'm not sure if it's part of the exam protocol"
Picking the thermometer up again and re-shaking it, my nurse said, "True, but it is his request, and I'm not including it as part of the exam. I am a nurse and taking temperatures whether orally or rectally or wherever they can be taken, I have done many, and I'll be taking his. Remember, he requested it".
I soon felt her spreading my buttocks with her thumb and index finger then sliding the well lubricated thermometer into my anal opening and slowly inserting it slightly more into my rectum.
I spent a good three minutes with the well inserted glass numbered thermometer in my rectum, knowing full well my agent was getting an eyeful...especially between my legs, as I spread them apart for the temperature taking.
"Well, let's see what your temperature is, Richard. Hmm 100.6F! Slightly warm. How do you feel?"
I said "OK", and then she instructed me to pull up my underpants, which I did.
My agent stepped out of the room, and I was very surprised when the nurse said, "I might be able to bring your temperature down. You want me to try?"
"Yes", I said.
She and the agent said their goodbyes, and after going out to her car, my nurse returned, told me to roll over. She pulled my underpants off, and said I needed to get into a knee-chest position.
A very full enema bag came into the room that she carried, she hung it up then parted my buttocks, liberally lubricated my anus and inserted a huge double balloon nozzle, and inflated it then let the solution flow! I held it, squirming for about 15 minutes, and then I was permitted to hit the bathroom. On returning she laid me across her lap and re-introduced the thermometer into my rectum and indeed after three minutes, I was back to 99.6F!
I only wish she'd be my regular care giver, because my behind would have belonged to her!