Lost a dildo past second sphincter and have a flight in 5 hours please help

The title says it all. It is sitting above my second sphincter and is an 8 inch dildo.

What do I do.

The only thing to do is to go to your nearest emergency department. As an emergency physician I have become very skilled at removing rectal foreign bodies. Don't be embarrassed, we see them all the time. Take someone with you as it's usually necessary to give meds to facilitate the removal. Don't wait either. Get a doctors excuse for missing your flight. You could wait until you get home if it's feasible but I wouldn't wait. Too uncomfortable.

And the flight is the least of your worries.

Oh, and welcome to the site. Looks like you found us and joined to post your plea for help. Please report back and tell us how your situation resolves.

This is why a dildo used for anal insertions should always have wide base on the end to prevent it from slipping all the way inside. For example, here is a picture of one such dildo, which I am happy to say I own:

http://www.elevationsexercisers.com/productdetail/vaginal-dilator/

(I have no affiliation with the seller nor manufacturer.)

I hope he went to the nearest emergency room.

Yep I agree with Liquidsky. His medical advice is sound. If the embarrassment is keeping you from going to the ER, don't be. They have seen it all and I am sure they won't lecture you.

If you are hoping it will come out on its own, that would be a risky bet and not worth taking.

Go to the ER.

Here's an article pointing out the reason why not to risk removing it yourself and why to not wait.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0ahUKEwjkxZfP9bHKAhVW22MKHZvWDNQQFggPMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov%2Fpubmed%2F17726499&usg=AFQjCNESRexX-B9YEEkG_POGFyA2j1Gzww&sig2=j7Pnd6E3VfMGxRJ8l6KZIA

So sorry to find this thread funny,

I do hope that all works out ok for you,

You have had some of the best advice you could get here,

Good luck and welcome to Zity Biz,

Peace, Caz

Not to be insensitive to your plight. But I was wondering if the dildo might not turn up during a scan by airport security? I have no idea what they can detect nowadays.

But let's say they can and they do. I bet that will not be a cause of mirth for the security personnel, but perhaps an alert and much more? It's not unknown for people to smuggle things inside the body and with the present paranoia ...

Hmmmmm. 8 hours since OP first reported his predicament, and no further news. What are we to conclude?

I wonder if the starter of this thread was having us on a bit,

If not I so hope he is ok, if so then lol, great introduction,

Peace, Caz

Agracier, I had not thought about that angle. Good point, sir.

With today's suicide bombers and plastic explosives, a bomber could fashion an explosive to look like a jelly dildo, insert it, board a plane, and head to the lavatory at cruising altitude, then BOOM.

I've got to throw my 5 cents worth in here, Quite some years ago I pushed a vibrator totally inside my bum and started fucking my pillow. (sorry if this offends some) To my horror, after I had CUM, putting my finger in to extract my toy, IT HAD GONE, still vibrating away. Having worked in a medical facility, I could imagine osciloscope screens going berserk as I walked past them. I was able to reach and EXTRACT the vibrator with a very long pair of forceps and no doubt you can imagine the relief I had having the vibrator on the outside again. I put a post in years ago for anyone interested, that if they wish to put something in their bums to either put it in a plastic bag or a string to enable the removal of said object. Having been in this predicament myself, I don't appreciate the smart arse comments from those slinging off. Throwaway, I wish you success.

Ya gotta wonder about carrying excess baggage....On a more serious note I'd avail myself of proper medical assistance if a lubricating enema proved unsuccessful in dislodging the article...provided there is one at hand in the first place...Even then to infuse suitable lubricant beyond the impacted article may prove problematical...let alone the body's natural propensity to seize /grip upon a foreign item not designed to be inserted that far

Putting forceps into the rectum? You must be crazy. A rectal perforation waiting to happen.

It looks like it's past your flight time. Just to throw my 2 cents in ... before heading for the ER, I'd get into a squatting position, and attempt to move my bowels if you hadn't already tried that. Do let us know how you resolved this.

I personally think coming here to ask us who are basically the "professionals" on issues such as these was a great idea. Who better to ask then people who like to play with toys in butts. I have known a few people who have had this happen and it really isn't a laughing matter. As Liquidsky has pointed out, people have died as a result from things like this. There is a reason toys made for the butt have flared ends.

Mashie

. . . . There is a reason toys made for the butt have flared ends.

Mashie

. . . and yet some people feel the need to insert the toys all the way, flare and all.

Members have posted videos of patients in the ER having flared dildos removed.

You are definitely going to have a problem going through the TSA chamber of horrors. The TSA doesn't use that x ray imaging machines any more but they will find the anomaly especially one with a battery vibrating device within - battery function working of not. Excellent advice to seek immediate medical attention ! Don't plan on getting on your flight without an intensive interrogation ! But on another note - would the medical staff recommend a very high volume lubricating enema and some precise exercises to force the critter out without using forceps or other possible penetrating instruments.

Enemas are useless in removing foreign bodies. The lower end becomes stuck on the sacrum when the tip turns into the sigmoid. It requires sedation with IV pain meds and the tip must be pushed down while three fingers catch the bottom end and direct it down to the anus. This often requires putting the patient in a prone or face down position. It's tricky believe me! As for vegetables, they get removed bite by bite in the OR. Beware!

Would he be able to shit the dildo out?

NO

As liquidsky said, on its way down it would lodge against the sacrum and stay stuck.

It also depends on how flexible the dildo is. A soft pliable rubber one may come out defecating. A metal or hard one--forget it.

See an anatomy atlas. A midline cross section view will tell the story

Not knowing what really can eventuate & exercising diligence beforehand can lead to errors of judgement that will necessitate surgical intervention as the only alternative & not likely to be forgotten...Never had the misfortune of knowing nor am I likely to find ever out

Sometimes the battery action causes them to move up into the descending colon. Then the patient goes to surgery for an exploratory laparotomy and inevitably a colostomy. Big price to pay for a moments dalliance. All such specimens are sent to pathology to document the incident. Wise ass pathologists have been known to call back saying "want me to section it or just change the batteries?"

@liquidsky: So after you remove these toys, do patients usually want them back, or do they never want to see them again?

Uniformly they never want them back. One guy whom I saw who was HIV + snatched it out of my hand the minute I extricated it. "Fucking thing, you're defective, I'm going to sue the manufacturer!" Shit flying everywhere as he banged it on the gurney. All I could think was what an ignominious way to get an HIV exposure!

Lol @ dr Chad and liquid sky's comments hahaha

Shit flying everywhere as he banged it on the gurney. All I could think was what an ignominious way to get an HIV exposure!

Real life always writes the best stories ;-))