Remote vibrators or love eggs in public

The thought of putting a small vibrating egg inside her and controlling her sexual responses is so hot. We could be doing anything, talking to people and I could easily stimulate her with the push of a button....

I've actually used a remote controlled egg vibrator with my girlfriend at parties and other public events. Here is what I've learned:

1) The egg, when activated, makes a fairly loud and distinct sound like all vibrators. It may be inside her, but if you're anywhere without music or moderately loud ambient sound, people close by (within talking range) will likely here it. This can be...awkward.

2) When out at a party, drinking with friends, it's hard not to share with others that you have a remote that can set your SO's vagina to buzzing from 20yrds away. Yes, it's kinda hot when her female friends want to "hold" the remote. No, she was not cool with me letting my mates get a hold of the remote.

3) This can still be a really hot toy. My SO said she liked The Egg because she new it meant I was thinking about her all night. Even if I wasn't in her line of sight, that buzz meant I was thinking of her pleasure. Going out with The Egg usually meant going home early and fucking our brains out, sans Egg. The downside, it didn't really have much of a stimulating effect for her in the immediate, and if it did, she probably wouldn't have been all that willing to where it in public, just too distracting.

4) The most fun we had with The Egg was during oral or anal sex. And during these sessions she would hold the remote more often than I. She knows her rhythms better, not to mention it leaves my hands free for more important things.

The idea is better than the reality. At least that was the case for us. Vibrators too small, battery with too little capacity.

But the idea is still great!

I keep in touch with my ex. Quite recently we were talking about toys where she admitted to going to work with eggs in. A very turned on me was eager to hear her exploits however apparently she didn't cum just was almost cumming all day long. As soon as she was in the house she had no shame in telling me she spent the next few hours creaming.

I am a bit eager to try this at some point. Just need to find the right model.

I've done this with an SO, also.

As someone else said, the idea was more fun than the reality.

Now, during sexual play, that might be different.

I went on a blind date with a guy I knew nothing was going to happen emotionally. So excused myself to the restroom and popped in my egg and handed the remote to him when I got to the table before we went dancing. Let's just say I came 5 times. He kept calling me for 5 weeks after.

Did you see him again?

I had a friend who often used to go on dates with eggs, or anal beads.

She said it was always part of the test to see how her date would react, and quite often it used to be the ice breaker, if they were a bit nervous and unsure of what to talk about or say

Told a page out of fifty shades and and bought my missus some kegel training balls and sometimes while doing the house cleaning she wants them in and have gone out a couple times shopping but she can't last to long with them in and has to stop mid walk hehe. So much fun for me cause I know they are in cause I get asked to put them in.

I would love to try this. Well with a clit stimulation one.

I've kinda done the same thing 😉

I've some vibrating nipple clamps, but I love to use just 1 of them and place it on my clit, and under a skirt is it really great 😉

I bought a remote controlled vibrator some time back, for the express purpose of keeping my wife on track when we go shopping. If she wants me to go shopping with her, she has to put it into herself before we go out. As we are shopping, if she gets too distracted, or if she starts spending an inordinate amount of time playing with one product or another (usually clothing or jewelry), I simply activate the remote, she starts buzzing down there, and realizes that her husband is getting impatient waiting for her. If she wants to spend all day in those departments men don't care for, she should not have insisted that I go shopping with her in the first place! This little vibrating device works wonders.

This one looks interesting to me...

http://www.lovense.com/bluetooth-remote-control-vibrator

I'm considering giving one as a gift to my next girlfriend early on in the relationship as an 'ice-breaker'.

http://www.lovense.com/bluetooth-remote-control-vibrator

@radio - Oh yes! I'm checking Amazon.com for this or something like it. My UPS driver has been getting to know my house pretty good the last few months. radio I hope she doesn't peek. 😉

Sounds like you're going through a phase of heightened libido, Ms Lila. 😎

Sounds like you're going through a phase of heightened libido, Ms Lila. 😎

@radio either that or I'm just incredibly horny! 😄

The lovesense is a great toy. Ok it would be noticed in a quiete environment but when there is noise it is absolutely brilliant. My partner is in control and sets it of when he wishes. Vibrations are good and strength can be adjusted. And the battery lasts fairly long and is rechargeable.

I think the next toy I Will buy, Will be the hush From lovense

The idea sounds great.specially when you force her not to wear panties under her mini skirt!it'll be humiliating for her and arising for her master!

Have been pleasantly surprised in the past when she handed me the remote when we were out without saying anything. Worked very well, I must say and both of us had fun that evening. In fact, I think we must have overdone it because the motor seems to have burned out. Anyway, a replacement arrived recently, so with a bit of luck we can re-visit this one. The only question is where. Now, we do have a booking for dinner with her parents at a posh hotel next month...