What do YOU call your penis and testicles?

I’ve mentioned this elsewhere on Zity. I call them the boys and the lad.

I named my ganglion cyst Junior. That made the surgical team crack up.

Never thought of calling them anything else. When I’m talking with someone or a small group and someone uses something like ”the girls” for her breasts, I might say “the boys” or “the boy parts” or the like.

I learned a new one this week from a film. Just today I saw a movie mentioned by another member about a married couple having first anal sex with 3 kids at home. The husband is helping his 6 y/o bathe including his genitals, and while talking to his wife calls them “the old twig and berries.” Cute.

Eric

It's called The Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

You ladies play your cards right and you mught just get to meet the whole gang…

For two years I've been able to call my testicle g-o-n-e and within a year I hope to call my penis the same

I don't call them. I'd be afraid of being locked up in some sort of psychiatric ward if I started talking to my genitals.

I'd be afraid of being locked up in some sort of psychiatric ward if I started talking to my genitals.

Talking to them is ok - it's when they talk back and you listen that you've got a problem!! 😄

The hanging gardens

My term is cock and balls. Or the love muscle!

Favorite line from a movie…… “ purple headed yogurt slinger” lmao

I believe that names fluctuate depending upon a number of variables . . Such as jokes in mixed company, a discussion relating to a time in our lives, could also be due to a little over indulgence . . .The company

I had to describe the size of my belly compared to my weight to my doctor as it had changed. I never had a name for them so I told her “the boys” it was all I could think of and she kind of chuckled when I said it.

My mother called it my pee tail which seemed sort of childish.