Self Spanking Quietly?

Hey everyone! I love spanking, but my problem is that I feel like I can't spank myself too hard and stay quiet since I have roommates! Does anyone know how to spank quietly, but still hard enough to make it hurt?

Going to be tough to spank much without making a lot of noise. Maybe choose a time when they're not around, if that's possible

Get an e-stim set-up, place one electrode inside your vagina and attach the other electrode to a paddle. When your paddle hits your butt, you get zapped! You won't even have to swing hard.

You can also get an electric fly swatter at Amazon (about $20) that will cause a good deal of pain. The only noise will be your shriek.

In case you haven't noticed, I like electricity as a means of punishment.

I recommend finding a partner and going to their place. Spanking yourself usually doesn't work very well. The real feeling of loss of control comes when someone else truly is in control ! LOL

Wet your bottom skin and use a leather belt or paddle with holes in it. Spanking on a wet bottom is more painfull.

Put Music and television some louder meanwhile you spank yourself. Do it during daytime while they are gone and there is a lot of noice

in the house or on the street.

But the best solution is like Mascus says. Let someone else take you in control and spank till you break.

Or just come over my lap ;-)

This is going to be tricky to pull off. I think if you really don't want you roommates to hear, it would be best to wait until you're alone. Spanking involves noise, (spanking sounds are part of the fun!) so it would probably be best not to let them hear you, unless you actually want them to know.

I recently discovered that using a stem of fake plastic leaves from the dollar store works like a charm. It delivers plenty of stinging pain and it is far quieter than a paddle brush or wooden spoon. And it only cost a dollar! 😃 Get one with about 30 leaves on it, different widths, lengths and some of the tips have hard plastic knots on them. You won't regret it. Also, the wet bottom will increase the sting / pain without adding to the noise. I can drown out the noise by simply turning on the radio and spanking to the beat many times. It doesn't have to be turned up very loud either.

I know the feeling. If I get the itching for a spanking and there's no one around to give me one I just wait until the place is empty and then take the wood to my behind.

I asked a girl who works at a sex shop about spanking quietly and she referred me to a plastic whip with little nodes along the rods . Some models look like regular whips however the strands are made of silicone or other materials.

So I bought one..it's definitely much quieter than leather whips and it has a very real sting. It's not totally silent but way quieter than whips and paddles made from conventional materials .

You can Google ..

" Plastic whips sex toys "..

And then " images "..you will see a nice variety.

A good plastic whip can make your bum smart deliciously. In addition , I think for purposes of self spanking it would be easier to wield than a leather whip .

I am pretty sure there is no such thing as a quiet spanking. I have a roommate too and the only way I can do it is to wait until she is not home. I tried a plastic ruler once and that seemed to be slightly quieter but not much.

Use a wire hanger straight or bent. It gives an intense sting without making noise. Only you yelling Ow will be the noise maker. [ Rubs my tush remembering ]

A hairbrush, paddle or hand is noisy. A martinet (flogger) is less noisy, but still makes some noise.

(This is a problem for us because of our children.)

Yes I am a hard core selfspanker...and hanger for clothes made of thin wire is silent and a very good stinging sensation for the buttock YEARNING for pain

Use this as a paddle.

http://www.amazon.com/VIAEON-Electric-Battery-Mosquito-Portable/dp/B01DVWV4ZI/ref=sr_1_12?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1464297173&sr=1-12&keywords=electric+fly+swatter

It hurts like hell. You don't even have to hit hard. The touch alone is REALLY painful.

There are many like this.

That is a tough one for me because the sound that the wooden paddle makes on a bare bottom is a big part of the thrill

Think "thud" vs. "sting." The former, especially from a thick wooden paddle, imparts a fairly deep, bruising pain. But without the loud slapping sound of a thin, stingy paddle.

I only ever self-spanked when I knew I was home alone.

Consider the "evil stick," a.k.a. "wicked stick" and similar names. It's a highly flexible length of carbon fiber with a handle. You set it where you want the stroke to land, then pull back the tip while holding it in place with the handle. Release it and it smacks very quietly. Music played at a level that's courteous to roommates would cover the sound completely.

Some evil sticks have flat or spherical attachments at the end for a more thud-dy experience.

See https://www.etsy.com/market/impact_toys_evil_stick where most seem to cost about $20.

A switch is perfect for this: quiet but a very intense sensation. Because of the angle, I’d recommend choosing one a little shorter and thicker (but probably no more than a quarter-inch / centimeter or so) than a partner might use on you.