A Death In the Family

It is with a heavy heart that I announce the passing of my Jugbag at age nine. Jugbag, known as, “Contraption,” Juggie and the dispersion, Enema-bag, has served me with distinction. Often above and beyond the call of duty, it rendered enemas, sometimes two or three in one session. Jugbag's career enema total was well over a thousand with each one warm and soothing. Sometimes Juggie would take a drink. a shot or two of Vodka in its water. Jugbag's countenance is well known since it has served and will continue to serve as my avitar for most of the seven years that I have been posting on this site. Contraption's death came while it was at rest during a check-up and I discovered a tare in its hanging flap. It had episodes of leaking around the bottle neck in the past but the tare was fatal. Jugbag is survived by a twelve foot hose, a piston enema syringe, a colon tube. check valves and several nozzles. Jugbag also leaves behind several jugs that have been students under it. Now, with Contraption's demise, one of them will be called into service to be its replacement. Calling hours for Contraptiion's wake will be between two and four in the bck yard where it lies in repose. The family request that you do not send flowers. Burial will be in the family trash can for pick up by the trash truck the following morning. Interrament will be in the community dump after pickup.RIP

Brilliant and playful

Brother, my deepest sympathies. Too bad we can't do a Masonic Funeral.

K2mmw,

You have my deepest sympathy on loosing your companion. Some of our equipment does become similar to "family" for a lot of us. With only one living relative, I understand.

Dan

Rest in peace Juggie. for we know you were far more than just a bag. You were a true friend who hung around always willing to do your part in bringing comfort and relief whenever you were called on. I am sure you will be remembered.

Jimmyt44

I shall place a sprig of accacia in its now and for ever more dry cavity. Contraption was happiest when that cavity was filled with soapy water! I hope my lodge might drape the altar.

My condolences. I know how hard it is to lose a friend such as Jugbag!

I feel your pain but this is the best post I have read in a very long time. I am still smiling and will be for a while. I hope you will pull through and recover quickly.

Allen

And sadly, they don't make them like they used to.

My condolences on the death of the Contraption. I know what it is like to lose an old friend. I had a favorite which was a Dunlop open top syringe that I had for maybe fifteen years. Yes, I had other flings with the bulb or bag of the time but the old beige Dunlop was always there when needed. The inside was permanently stained from the coffee. One day I noticed water running down the hose. The rubber had cracked around the hose fitting at the bottom of the bag. It was fatal. The newer ones are just not the same.

Now I can finally say , " I've heard it all." (er... read it all) Thanks for the chuckle, great post! Lol

I am not an enema person, I LOVE your post. I am still laughing. Your post is very well written! Karma for your witty creativity and my condolences for your loss.

Andie 🌹

Funny you should mention that!! A few years ago I had a simple Cara 2 qt. open top bag that after about 10 or so years got really 'Brittle!!" While filling it one day it just "Came apart in the middle in the sink!!!" Good it was there and not hanging on the "Enema Tree" (the Coat Rack) by the bed!!!!! 'Saved the nozzles, the connecter tube from the bottom of the bag and the hose still had some life left. On to the next bag!!

with a "Click!!,"

highwater

I'm sorry to hear. My heart goes out to you. I have no words that can express, but just know am very sorry for your loss. A spot in your heart will hold Jugbags memory . 😞

Note:Your post is superb *giggles* ,karma to you!

Absolutely BRILLIANT post. A huge thumbs up from me. It made me laugh and smile. While I am very sorry for your loss maybe this thought will give you some peace. Even though Juggie is gone, she is still giving pleasure to so many through your post. She's gone but she won't be forgotten. RIP Juggie, you have served your master well and the enema nation is proud to have had you as a life long member.

Mashie

It's always hard to lose a trusty, faithful enema bag. I hope you find solace in remembering all of the beautiful enemas you shared together over the years. Although it can never be replaced, may you have fun searching for a new one.

I'm so sorry for your loss! Losing a prized piece of enema equipment, whether it's a bag or nozzle, is one of those moments when the particular intimacy between a klismo and their equipment is at its greatest!

My condolences.

Deb

I enjoyed this post so much It made me think why do we have to grieve like this, We should go to our pharmacist and demand they carry better products. I for one am seriously thinking of coming out of the closet and asking.. Again sorry for your loss.

Let us all raise a nozzle to Juggy. Here here.

You should buy yourself a new klystra 4qt sillicone bag, don't dwell on the past Juggie would have wanted you to move on.