Anyone have any body-safe fake cum recipes?

I've had fantasies about being covered in cum, having it leak out of every hole. However, every recipe for faux cum that I've found involves eggs or cornstarch or flour which frankly sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen. If anyone could help me in my search for a homemade fake cum that's safe to put in your body, I'd be much obliged.

What is wrong with the real thing?

How about thinning some plain yogurt with water. The bacteria in the yogurt would be good for you.

Who hasn't had fantasy's about cum dripping out of every hole and being covered in it?

When I saw this post, I remembered seeing a few kinds of lube on amazon that are supposed to be just like cum. So I did a search for "cum lube" and here they are:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss/191-0604977-6099011?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=cum+lube

You will notice that there is even a "Pussy Juice" version.

You may want to check the ingredients just to make sure these lubes don't have undesirable chemicals, as many lubes tend to. Here is an article that has some great advice about lube- what kinds of common ingredients to avoid, and what to look for:

Of course you can always use massage oil, such as grape seed oil/ chelated vitamin e, or coconut oil massage oil. These are very healthy to use everywhere, even vaginally.

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I think i'll stick with the real thing 😃

Try using xanathan gum, available at most health food stores or through Amazon, dissolved in water (a little goes a LOOOONG way) for the consistency then add in some plain yogurt to make it white. I've used xanathan gum on my nipples and never had any problems, and have see diy lube recipes online that include it but haven't tried that out myself. Good luck making your fantasy a reality!

I've heard of fake cum you can buy from the website baddragon.com link provided below. Other the that I'm not sure what recipes you can use to make fake cum.

http://bad-dragon.com/products/cumlube

Methylcellulose - water - salt

Methylcellulose is safe to usr bc its used for cooking too. Also pretty cheap. Used in some lubes too.

It isn't home made, but Astroglide water and silicone hybrid lube looks just like cum. It has a smoother texture, but thickness and color wise, it is a very close match.