My wife decided I needed a babysitter while she was out of town on business for two days and the Lilly, the daughter of one of her close girlfriends, agreed to babysit me while my wife was out of town. Lilly was home from college for the summer, needed the money and would babysit me while she was out of town. I wasn't given a choice, but simply told the babysitter would be here soon and she expected me to be on my best behavior while she was taking care of me. Truth be told I was kind of excited about this despite having no choice in the matter. An an hour later, my wife was packed and my sitter arrived. She was cute, blond, sun bleached pony tail, shorts and a sleeveless blouse. She carried an overnight bag, since she was staying over for two nights. She made Lilly comfortable, took me by my hand and said “We need to go over the rules. Lilly, my husbands is a big baby, he wears diapers and rubber all the time since he won't use our bathrooms to go potty. I know your mom told you about him but I wanted to make you are OK with babysitting a man much older than you. Honey, drop your shorts so Lilly can see what a big baby you are. Doesn't he look like a baby, in his pink rubber panties, pink diapers and diaper pins. I suspect he's wet his diapers more once already and you will need to change him soon. I usually change him three times during the day, mornings, late afternoon and bedtime. Make sure you wipe him thoroughly including his little wee-wee and bottom and use lots of baby powder. We don't want him to get a rash. And he is not allowed to mess his diapers. That would be too much for you, make sure he uses to toilet for that. Do you understand honey, no pooping in your diapers with Lilly. He's not very responsible so you should check his diapers every so often to make sure his diapers aren't too wet. I don't want him to leave pee stains on my furniture. If the two of you go out for any reason, shopping, eating, hikes, make sure you take a diaper bag with you. Sometimes he needs to have his diapers changed. He can tell you where its safe to change. Lilly, do you have any questions?” “No,” Mrs. Gibson, “I've babysat before and changed plenty of diapers. Never on an adult but the process seems the same. I'm surprised you don't use the cute disposables I've seen around, but I can certainly pin a diaper on." “Wonderful Lilly. I'm so glad you could help me out like this. I know its more than a little odd to have to diaper a man oldest enough to be your grandfather. Now honey I expect you to be on your best behavior with Lilly, no funny stuff or you'll regret it." With that my wife leaves for the airport and Lilly and I are alone. I have no idea what to expect so I smile and tell Lilly “Thank you for helping out. I feel more than a little embarrassed meeting you like this.” Lilly also smiles and says "I have to tell you I was shocked when my told me about you being a diaper lover. I've heard about boys like you, but never thought I meet