The nurse's technique

My neighbour Angela always took her 2 sisters and I to the doctor's office to get our wellness checkups together in the 70s and early 80s.There was an exam table and several chairs at the back wall of the receptionist station where the nurse got our weight,height,blood pressure and lastly our temperatures.

Her one sister Kim was about 2 years older than me and Stephanie was over a year younger than me. After the nurse took our blood pressure, Angela would tell me to take my shoes off, get on the exam table, pull down my pants and lay on my stomach while Kim and Stephanie stayed seated. Then the nurse would come back to us from the receptionist station shaking down what Angela called 'the other kind of thermometer'.

Then I could feel the nurse spread my buttocks open really wide,she did it swiftly with an authoritative force and shoved the cold glass rod up my ass about 2 inches deep. It always tickled a lot and I'd get an erection laying there while Angela,Kim and Stephanie just stared at me grinning. Then the nurse would proceed to take Kim and Stephanie's temperatures orally, i think that nurse had the intention of getting me aroused by opening me up so wide and driving the thermometer in so deep.

~Marquez76

Wow, I like your nurses approach.

Would have liked to have a nurse like that when I was younger..... or even now!

I apparently missed out on that nurse. Darn.

Although there are numerous techniques and positions for a rectal temperature, the one I remember the most was after the other vitals were completed, being told by the nurse to lay on my tummy on the exam table and relax. She would go to the counter and get the thermometer out of the glass holder, rinse it under the sink to remove the sterilizing agent and then get a jar of Vaseline from the drawer. She would place a small dollop of Vaseline on a paper towel on the table and rest the thermometer on it while she took down my underpants. Once that was complete, I was told to relax and hold still for her. She would part my bottom with one hand and then I would feel the cold tip slowly go inside me. She always rested a hand on my lower back, I suppose as a comfort and to ensure I kept still for the several minutes the thermometer was in my bottom. Once she was done, She'd read the temp and then come back with a paper towel and clean the Vaseline off of me. Usually along with "That wasn't so bad now was it?"

Hi Passivetemp,

Your description surely resonates with me as most nurses are rather disciplined in how they take a temp and do so in a straightforward manner. It's refreshing to read a description sans sexual innuendo. Thanks for sharing!

Why would a nurse take Marquez's rectally and the girls orally? They're nearly the same age.

Really funny... maybe she had a weakness for boys...

My nurse in the pediatrics wing of our hospital would have me lay on my stomach and then pull down my underpants. She would shake down and hold up the thermometer up to the light. I would turn and watch her put a blob of K-Y Jelly on a paper towel and rest the rectal thermometer on it. She then put her left had on my up-turned buttocks and used her thumb and forefinger to spread my buttocks wide. There was a slight pause as she eyed my anal opening and then I would feel the swift insertion into the anus and slowly up my rectum. She was not as gentle as my mother and made quick insertions. She also tended to leave it inserted much longer, before removing and noting the reading. This nurse always took rectal readings on me , while the other nurses took oral readings.

Nurses know how to do it and they really know what are they doing... ;-)